Hahahaha.....god I Love Uwe Boll

[Lt. Drebin]

This is the funniest god-damned thing I've ever read....LOL. I ruined an iPod, monitor, computer, PDA and a cell phone with the Cherry Pepsi I spit all over the place. God bless him, but he needs to be put out of his missery. I honestly don't think he ever watched his own films.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/news/comments/?entryid=334100

 

[Loke]

Thanks for a good laugh.

Welcome to the internets, Dr. Uwe Boll!

 

[Reginald]

Damn. When will they invent Time Travel so I can go back to 2005 and write loads of bad reviews?

 

[Gray Fox]

Again the fans have shown that the critics of Uwe Boll are out of touch with want the general movie audience population wants. Dr. Boll has continually been roasted for the films he has directed and produced. His last two films, House of the Dead & Alone in the Dark, cost $20 million but they have grossed over $110 million to-date. The same negative reactions from some of the same press and the internet critics are now being directed at Uwe Boll’s latest film; BloodRayne.

he makes profit, everyone here always said that his movies flopped badly, and he only continued to make movies because of the ****ed up german law.

 

[Remus]

Bleah... I forgot about Blood Rayne. I pity Ben Kingsley for staring in this trash and Kristanna Loken for starting her "career" with such a master piece:| . Uwe Boll just die already.

 

[ríomhaire]

Following that film he will go into production in late September with another feature called “Postal”

HAHAHA! OMG, a Postal film

 

[Remus]

WTF?!:| Postal!! I think I'm gonna go postal if they make Postal.:frown:

 

[DEATH eVADER]

This is the funniest god-damned thing I've ever read....LOL. I ruined an iPod, monitor, computer, PDA and a cell phone with the Cherry Pepsi I spit all over the place. God bless him, but he needs to be put out of his missery. I honestly don't think he ever watched his own films.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/news/comments/?entryid=334100

I'm actually beginning to think I can create movies.

The only decent film I made was in the game, The Movies. It was a western, the dialogue I put in actually made it interesting.

 

[Lucid]

ROFL!
Oh my god, my I just sprayed milk out of my nose.

He literally wants to box a critic?
Quentin Tarantino would ****ing whoop his ass.

Uwe, face it... your 'movies' SUCK!

 

[el Chi]

someone might want to remind Dr. Boll of something: He could fight 15,000 film critics and it wouldn't make him a better filmmaker.

I think that just about sums it up.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Hahahahahaha.

eDIT: Holy SHIT I want to see QT fight him!

 

[Asknoone]

Haha.

Ha.

Boll.

 

[Raxxman]

So anyone know a critic who happens to be a heavyweight boxer?

I want a good laugh.

 

[99.vikram]

A postal movie?

I'm definitely checking that one out. Just to see what kind of deformed mess Boll can turn it into.

 

[VictimOfScience]

Yes, he's an idiot, but we didn't need this contest to show us that.

Postal better be the first movie entirely shot in first-person. Otherwise it will suck the big one. And they'd better use the same guy for the voice of the Postal Dude--that guy is hilarious!!!

 

[Lt. Drebin]

WTF?!:| Postal!! I think I'm gonna go postal if they make Postal.:frown:

QFT. Postal should NOT EVER BE MADE....F***ING EVER. Any progress Silent Hill made for the video game genre will be instantly reversed....and most people think Silent Hill was subpar. I don't, but others do. This genre NEEDS decent directors and AWESOME writers and, most importantly, a little bit of F***ING DIRCRIMINATING TASTE.

Boll is a hack and his writers blow. Anybody can have a career based on DVD rentals....just ask Rob Schneider.