Hair. WTF??

[sinkoman]

When I get out of the shower, dry my hair, and covb it down, my hair is all straight, and nice.

But then once it dries up, it ends up like a giant ****ing rats nest.

WTF. WHY? It's something that's really bugged me all my life, and i'd like to do something about it (outside of gel, can't stand the stuff).

 

[15357]

Side 0.5cm

Front 1cm

Top 1cm


Doooo it.

 

[Raxxman]

Wax?

 

[comoxer]

Cream? Putty? or just go bald

 

[Baserape>]

Does your hair look like this?

Don't worry! help is at hand. Get you mom to jizz over your hair, rap strands of it up in tin foil and iron the foil rapped strands.

/waves magic wond

*Poof*

Your a sex object

 

[Pulse]

Side 0.5cm

Front 1cm

Top 1cm


Doooo it.

I vomited.

 

[Bob_Marley]

Side 0.5cm

Front 1cm

Top 1cm


Doooo it.

Bah.

3mm all over, Spetsnaz style

 

[Majestic XII]

Use a hair straightener?

 

[CrazyHarij]

Either go for gel, wax, spray, or dont use shampoo. your hair will, over the course of a few years, end up in dreadlocks.

 

[CyberPitz]

haircut. You're hair does what mine does. Poofs out and curls a bit. I get a size 2 cut....that fixes all my hair woes.

 

[McGooTheWise]

CONDITION IT!

That won't help, it'll just make it silkay smooth.

Some ladies thing that long curly hair on guys is sexy. :|

 

[CyberPitz]

CONDITION IT!

That won't help, it'll just make it silkay smooth.

Some ladies thing that long curly hair on guys is sexy. :|

I buy the shit that is shampoo and conditioner in 1! Yeah...it's so easy. And makes my hair all nice.

 

[-Psy-]

My hair sucks.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Am I the only one who likes my hair poofy?

Bah I say, it's everyone else who has the problem with me...

 

[CptStern]

Side 0.5cm

Front 1cm

Top 1cm


Doooo it.

jarhead

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Side 0.0cm

Front 0.0cm

Top 0.0cm

Rar.

 

[CptStern]

lol

 

[Baal]

I'm having a good hair day today I think...but I'm not entirely sure why!

Hair is nothing but frustration!

 

[Nid Banikeri]

might take away some of ur masculinity but...hair straighteners?

 

[PvtRyan]

might take away some of ur masculinity but...hair straighteners?

Why is it called hair straighteners and not hair gayifiers?

 

[co05]

Conditioner. Makes the wildest of hair soft and silky.

You know those commercials where the hot wimmins rub their hands all thru the men's hair? Could be you.

 

[tehsolace]

Your hair gets frizzy too easily because it dries out. Either that, or its naturally curly/wavy.

I have no solution.

 

[Fliko]

Get straight hair

 

[Muffin Man]

I guess I lucked out, my hair is always just straight. No mattre what I do, it's always exactly the same, makes everything really easy, . Then again, it's a bit thin as well. Gotta take the bad with the good, I suppose.

 

[Baal]

Conditioner. Makes the wildest of hair soft and silky.

You know those commercials where the hot wimmins rub their hands all thru the men's hair? Could be you.

Had you cited a product for him to try I'd have called you out on it, saying you're a forum bot.

 

[noQ]

Gotz to looove the <1,5 cm hair.
The only bad side is that I can't hide things in my hair anymore.

 

[MJ12]

mmm, this forum really brings out the femininity in all of us, pretty soon we'll be talking about which handbags to wear

 

[co05]

Had you cited a product for him to try I'd have called you out on it, saying you're a forum bot.

Try our new conditioner.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Am I the only one who likes my hair poofy?

Bah I say, it's everyone else who has the problem with me...

No, you aren't, badhat. I like my poof hair too.

 

[Darkside55]

Have you ever just tried removing the rats from your hair?

 

[15357]

I vomited.

Yeegh. What?

Bah.

3mm all over, Spetsnaz style

That's prolly better.

jarhead

hippy!

 

[Stigmata]

hippy!

There's no concise, one-word colloquialism for right-wing nutjobs, so you win this time

 

[bbson john]

5mm on the sides, no hair on the front, top and back.

 

[Que-Ever]

My hair is awesome. All of it.

 

[Stigmata]

Also, all of my hair is very nearly a half-foot long. And it frizzes out like a mother****er, so if I don't towel dry AND blow-dry my hair to oblivion, and then wear a hat to flatten it, it becomes an AFRO.

 

[Darkside55]

Your hair is the Cloverfield monster.

 

[kupocake]

I buy the shit that is shampoo and conditioner in 1! Yeah...it's so easy. And makes my hair all nice.

2 in 1 is inferior! Separate sir!

And straighten your hair with proper straightners*.

* May result in Gaiety.

 

[Remus]

5mm bullet through the sides.

Fixed

 

[Baal]

Another good hair day today

I'm on a roll