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Some might say I've little better to do than peruse endless forums to catch the latest in the World's 'software delay highlights'.

And they'd be right - but that's beside the point.

Jumping from forum to forum I'm beginning to spot regulars who, perhaps with as little better to do than me, also jump around occasionally posting messages - but mainly reading for the faint glimmer of the infamous words 'release date' and less of the (dare I say the words 'beta leak'.

But throughout all of these forums there exist the following:

1) Absolute hardcore regulars who diss anyone who even so much as hints the impression of knowing less than them. You know who you are. But don't worry - no matter how anal you are perceived to be, you are as vital to the ongoing forums as the rest of us.
2) The actual software developers (who obviously as regarded as kings, or (get away with you) gods who (rather like the good God's themselves) prefer not to give any information out which might be useful to the masses.
3) Gossip-mongers. Need I say more? We can't live without em, we can't live without em.
4) Ha<cough>ckers (scuse me) who (in my opinion) add a little spice to the proceedings by making the juciest gossip just that little bit jucier. Gotta love em really. They've helped destroy proceedings - but hey - admit it - they've really made the forums interesting to read for once.
5) The wanna-be forum admin. The "I'm going to pretend I'm an amin and diss anyone who said the word ****. And ******. Let alone *************" (I'll let you work that last one out).
6) And little folk like me who read a lot but don't actually contribute that often, but who probably make up the bulk of the statistics of the users online. Basically we are the folk who just wanna play/use the new software but truly can't be bothered contributing to the forums until its actually really quiet and nothing much going on. We are the folk who'd rather crack open a new beer :cheers: than be any of the previous types. Not that we are deemed superior. Just in a quiet way, we feel more smug.

And if you are wondering if I had a point in all this waffle, you'd be wrong. But at least I've taken up the time of nearly all the types of forum users shown above. And for the members of type (6) - beers are on me for the moment.

:cheers:

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Close but certainly no Clinton.

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Pretty good, although rather stereotypical post.
 
Thank god I didn't say anything about HL2 forum staff. ;)

Have a beer anyway - I've had plenty.

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A tyre is nothing more than a lot of skidmarks packed together

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You didnt include flamer..I feel violated, what an asshat :cheese:
 
No no, I left you out on purpose. I just knew you'd raise your head to make a point somewhere along the line! ;)

Damn, run out of beer now. Anyone else got any?

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One and one is one, isn't one?

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Ofcourse, you was just testing us right? :afro:
 
Yeah, I'm not seeing me on that list... what the Hell am I?!
 
I must ask you though..


So long (Oct.?) you have stood in silence, why speak now...
 
Originally posted by Sn7
I must ask you though..


So long (Oct.?) you have stood in silence, why speak now...
Yeah, those things under and above the rows of 'equal' signs freak me out.
 
you are the kind of person who gets on my nerves a lot (in my opinion (since i like to use (('s a (lot and never (close them (like (you.

This is because you sit at home drinking your beer thinking that you are superior (i know you said you did not feel superior, but that is what you are implying through your categorization of the forum frequents) to all the people trying to discuss a common topic. If you would rather drink a beer than post, then by all means drink till your drunk for all I care. Just don't categorize my forum friendlies (if you truely frequent these forums you would get that one :cheese: ). Just because we like to talk about HL2 and try to get new info doesn't mean that you are better (or in your wording, smug) than anybody who's ever posted here (unless their post was like yours).
 
Originally posted by ShaithEatery
you are the kind of person who gets on my nerves a lot (in my opinion (since i like to use (('s a (lot and never (close them (like (you.
he only did that once.
This is because you sit at home drinking your beer thinking that you are superior (i know you said you did not feel superior, but that is what you are implying through your categorization of the forum frequents) to all the people trying to discuss a common topic.
well, he is superior.
If you would rather drink a beer than post, then by all means drink till your drunk for all I care.
he's already drunk
Just don't categorize my forum friendlies (if you truely frequent these forums you would get that one :cheese: ).
supertrooper is dead and buried (if you were a true forumer, you wouldn't use that old, lame trooperism [you do know he is yatta right? {no, i don't know what that means either, is yatta another forum member? <this is getting out of ****ing hand>}]). ****ing friendlies..
Just because we like to talk about HL2 and try to get new info doesn't mean that you are better (or in your wording, smug) than anybody who's ever posted here (unless their post was like yours).
i can't understand your asshatic logic. christgoblins, all he's saying is that you have to be the least smuggerer of all to never post until you pretend to be drunk so you can distance yourself from your lame, unoriginal comment that should never have been posted in the first place but you've always wanted to say because it's the best you could ever really come up with on your own, which you really didn't since it so ****ing derivative in the first place. you're not the least smuggerist is all he's trying to say. {
 
Originally posted by Lil' Timmy
the least smuggerer of all. [*snip-snip scissors are fun*] you're not the least smuggerist is all he's trying to say. {

LOL, smuggerer, heh, nice word.... :thumbs:

i don't know where i fit in your categories!! ack, identity crisis, what am i?? :eek:
 
Originally posted by dfc05
LOL, smuggerer, heh, nice word.... :thumbs:

i don't know where i fit in your categories!! ack, identity crisis, what am i?? :eek:
you're the girl. every game has one or two.
 
Originally posted by ShaithEatery
you are the kind of person who gets on my nerves a lot (in my opinion (since i like to use (('s a (lot and never (close them (like (you.

This is because you sit at home drinking your beer thinking that you are superior (i know you said you did not feel superior, but that is what you are implying through your categorization of the forum frequents) to all the people trying to discuss a common topic. If you would rather drink a beer than post, then by all means drink till your drunk for all I care. Just don't categorize my forum friendlies (if you truely frequent these forums you would get that one :cheese: ). Just because we like to talk about HL2 and try to get new info doesn't mean that you are better (or in your wording, smug) than anybody who's ever posted here (unless their post was like yours).

Damn dude, calm the f*ck down. That was a great, generalized post that he made. I think that it's obvious he put some thought into it, other than yours, where you just spout out random flamin' shit from your nice-person hating.... umm, shit-lips! :flame:

Err... okay, I'm outta' line, too. But seriously bro, the guy was just tryin' to put down a good post with a point. So just lay off him, alright?
 
I think that there are some people here that should be marked "U" for Uncategorisable. If that's a word.

Wibble.
 
Originally posted by dfc05
LOL, smuggerer, heh, nice word.... :thumbs:

i don't know where i fit in your categories!! ack, identity crisis, what am i?? :eek:

Timmy, you're pretty close. He's... err, it's about the same equivelant to a weenie.
 
What does the title of this thread have to do with anything inside of it?
 
Very clever topic if ya' ask me. I didn't get it either until I actually thought about it for a few minutes.
 
Wow - one recovers from a hangover for 24 hours and all hell breaks loose. <smirk> Firstly apologies if it seemed a little harsh on those who get easily offended - didn't mean to attack you directly - but hey - I've had enough wine today (one's gotta change one's habits from beer occasionally) so I'm not really too bothered.

Regarding the brackets:
sorry). And if they help, use liberally: ")))))))"

Regarding why only post now since October. Well I thought I was clear : nothing much happening. But yes - was probably hiding beneath a balaclava of beer bottles (gotta be seen to be believed).

To 'Letters': You question of who you are in my shortlist {I wish I added more categories to this list now as you lot seem to have taken it a tad too seriously}. [ShaithEatery: like the brackets? Note I'm closing them properly now? If at first you don't succeed, stick a few closing brackets in and recompile].

Superiority: I'm not - I don't want to be - and don't claim to be. However "Smug"? Yes - very.

On being drunk: I was, I am, and will probably continue to be for as long as I post.

"Asshat": LMAO!! Love it. Whether I am one? I'd rather not be. But with the frequency its used here guess there's no escaping it. [adds 'asshat' to future conversation].

To 'Letters' again (wow). Don't be afraid - they are actually called Equal Signs. No need to surround them with tentative 'apostrophes'. And yes - I actually pressed the equal sign key on the keyboard to the required length. [Personal note: Add a signature or at least a row of equal signs as a macro].

ShaithEatery: Chill out. I wasn't flaming anyone. I was just being a nob. Happens to us all at least once a beer.

Re: Smuggier: LMAO. [Adds it to the list along with Asshat]

Brain Damage: Re 'Wibble'. To everyone else this means nothing... but I have to reply, "Sminky". Feel free to add both words to your own lists.

NSPIRE: Re 'Weenie'. Its pronounced "Wanny". But thanks.

NSPIRE: For all the other comments - the bribe I paid you in beers seems to have paid off - thanks for the positive comments.

Ok - enough waffle. Don't want to alienate anyone. We're all here waiting patiently for HL2. And we'll all love it when it arrives. Just lets sit back a little and chill out - its fun to point ridicule occasionally - but not at individuals. You'll notice my original post tried to generalise. Just realised though that I originally categorised myself with group (6). At this rate of posting, I'm gonna hit another stranger category. I dare not venture.

So crack open a beer, a wine, orange juice (depending on age and inclination) and chill.

I'll get you all in HL2 MP.

Wanny.

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Without 'equal signs' we'd be totally freaked out and full 'o' questions.

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