Half life 2 supreme court!

[ELITE COMBINE]

If this is a fan fiction furum thing im gonna make this up. Todays case Dr breen vs alex Ok dr breen tell us what happend DR: thAT MECHANICAL mut threw a combine strider into my office window I WANT THAT WINDOW REPLACED AND THAT MUT DESTROYED!. alex what happend Alex: well dog was playing fetch and he saw a strider on the ground so he picked it up and tossed it around. I thought it was cute awwwww. Ok now after dog played Alex: he got bored so he threw it threw the air and it went shooting up into the sk/ DR: AND THATS WHEN IT WENT TROUGH MY WINDOW HE AIMED FOR ME! AN/ DR BREEN STFU and sit down ok after hearing both sides of the case I gordan stop useing the gravity gun to pick up my gravel. I have desided to have charge alex for letting dog break dr breens window $20 dollers and dog will not be destroyed. BRing in the danceing combine *combine come in and start danceing* do any of u people have half life court things u wanna make up? if u think this was stupid just tell me.

 

[rambler]

are you 8?

 

[Acepilotf14]

That hurt my creative mind.

 

[CyberPitz]

I just can't stop this...

It's Alyx not Alex. It's Gordon not GordAn.

But yeah, the idea is poor. No offense.

 

[Jintor]

Elite Combine? You're FIRED.

 

[Adabiviak]

You're off to a rough start.

 

[Darkwolf]

Elite Combine? You're FIRED.

Additionally, have you ever heard the word 'Grammar'?

 

[Acepilotf14]

This is quite old. Why did I ever revive it? It's an entire 24 days old!

 

[Jintor]

None of us noticed.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Revive AGEN!

 

[Remus]

You forgot to put "To be continued?" at the end. Oh and where the heck are teh backflips?! >:/

 

[Stigmata]

Elite Combine? You're FIRED.

Oh yes. Out of a cannon, in fact.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

And into Munro's Cornholio.

 

[Acepilotf14]

I Am The Great Cornholio.

 

[Jangle]

This doesn't even make enough sense for Vegeta to make a humorous flash animation.

 

[highlander]

Just. wtf .

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I Am The Great Cornholio.

Here is TP for your bunghole.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Double-you-tee-eff, mate?

 

[Acepilotf14]

Tittikaka Tittikaka!