Half-Life 2 vs Godzilla

Who will win Half-Life 2 or Godzilla?

  • Half-Life 2

    Votes: 12 34.3%

  • Godzilla

    Votes: 15 42.9%

  • Rodan!

    Votes: 8 22.9%
  • Total voters
    35
Farrowlesparrow

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People like to have Half-Life 2 vs other stuff, so i thought "Why not Godzilla?".
 
Godzilla. He'd stomp on the HL2 box and Gordon would be crying
 
A while back, I posted a Half-life2 Vs. Pong thread, It god locked :(
 
er...... may i ask what the point is in discussing the fight that never will and never has happened between an innatamate object/ program and a peice of plasticine used in japanise crap films???

i guess i cant ask.
so ill just submit my vote and shut the hell up.
godzilla 0wns.
the end.
then badgers 0wn.
 
Letters said:
Whathuff?! Jeebus? The **** HE do to own them?! Huh?!
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He got many Powers. (The God gave him (5) Powers).
 
Jesus.. Godzilla.. Half-Life 2.. All must bow down to Gary Coleman!!
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hmmm, now this is an interesting debate I must say, Jesus vs. Godzilla vs. HalfLife 2 vs. Gary Coleman.....this thread is really a reach, seriously, are we out of topics to talk about or something?
 
Sigh. Look, HL2 would own them all.
Gordon vs Godzilla?
Gordon would call on his many scientist pals and also the Aliens of Xen to badn together against Godzilla. Oh, and the army.
Gordon vs Jesus?
Gordon is a scientist and would probably argue to Jesus why he doesn't actually exist.
Gordon vs Gary Coleman?
Crowbar to face.
 
-Or-
Gordon could get crushed in 2 seconds by Godzilla
Gordon vs Jesus.
Jesus would argue that Gordon is more of a fictional character than Jesus. Jesus is real, at least more than Gordon.
Gordon vs Coleman?
lol! Coleman's short, Gordon would miss and Coleman could sack Gordon's balls with his head.
And Inu-Yasha would just own him...
 
lol Gordons as fictional as Jesus, all youve got on Jesus are some drawings and a book. and all you got on HL is pictures of Gordon, and a game story. which could be translated into a book.. pretty similar :P.... hmm? lets start a new religion around Gordon! :D.. oh mighty Freeman!. ;) .... and his last name is a play on religious purpose. lol
 
I read somewhere that if there's 10,000 people for a religion in the US, and they all sign a petition type thing, the religion can be made official.

Isn't that number less then how many people are registered on these boards? hmmm...
 
whoa are you trying too say that you could start a religion based around Gordon Freeman,, lol.. shows how insane established religions principles are :P
 
LittleB said:
I read somewhere that if there's 10,000 people for a religion in the US, and they all sign a petition type thing, the religion can be made official.

Isn't that number less then how many people are registered on these boards? hmmm...
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It's BS.
That rumor was so spread that 50 000 Australians signed up as «Jedi».
A couple thousand Americans, UKers and Canadians did it too.
But it was just a WWW rumor
 
Some people got nailed because it can be illegal to lie on those forms. :D
 
Shuzer said:
I'm sorry, but Lions are obviously the superior mammal
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HEY! My ancestors are from Norway and they have written journals talking about lions and tigers being there.
 
how did hl2vs godzilla turn into this...... shame on you all...
 
yeh lock it, it makes the loading of the general gaming page load 0.00001 seconds slower
 
It was meant as a joke to be honest badger. Kinda sohwing up the general pointlessness of "X vs X" threads.
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
It was meant as a joke to be honest badger. Kinda sohwing up the general pointlessness of "X vs X" threads.
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j00 all n00bs, the weight of all these pointless polls would crush Gordon, Godzilla, Mothra, Gary Coleman and Jesus, then continue through the earth and resist gravity to exit from the other side, spinning into space to 40,000 years later collide with an asteroid the size of a HL2 box and spontaneously implode.

Got poll?
 
Does anyone know where I can find the fake "Moses vs. Godzilla" trailer? It used to be on MediaTrip but that site sucks now.
 
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