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The following is a conversation between 2 Black Mesa Research Facility Employees while they divulge in a break from their duties (pardon the pun)
*In walks Charlie Wilson, Systems Analyst and Assistant to the Program Director*
*Charlie enters stall next to another occupied stall*
Frank Manning - Hey man, did you come to poop or pee?
Charlie - Well, I initially came to the bathroom to pee, but after walking a few feet, I think i might need to poop now, lol.
Frank - ROFL, thats hilarious. Same thing happened to me. I was compiling my work I did all week and just as I was about to finish, I had to fart BADLY. So I stopped what I was doing and came here.
*Charlie sits down on the toilet*
Charlie - Nice man. Ya I was actually doing alot of work until I felt the need to release some steam. Little did I know that what I thought was a fart was actually the beginning of a nice log that has been brewing for about 2 days. Long story short I have a skidmark.
Frank - Nothing wrong with a skidmark dude. One time I didnt shit for an entire week. I just kept putting it off until about 2 inches of the thing was hanging out. That didnt matter, I just walked around with it like that.
Charlie - Awesome dude, thats pro.
Frank - So, have you seen this 2 girls 1 cup video taking over the net?
Charlie - hmm, cant say that I have, what is it, a captivating story of a girls struggle to enjoy a beverage?
Frank - Nah dude, its a video where two girls eat a bunch of shit!
Charlie - Thats nasty....so what happens exactly?
Frank - Well, it starts out with two girls making out...which is cool. Then another girls poops into this cup and they both start licking it. It basically gets worse from there and I dont wanna ruin it.
Charie - I'll have to check that out, it sounds pretty.....AAAAGHHHHH
Frank - Whats wrong dude!?!?
Charlie - I just crapped and now my Butthole KILLS!!!!
Frank - ROFL, I hate when that happenes. Its weird, sometimes when you think you crapped a refrigerator, you feel fine, but when you think you dropped a piece of corn, it feels like you gave birth.
Charlie - I know man....well, Im done in here, how about you?
Frank - Not me, Ive been in here for hours. I basically wait until someone sits in the stall next to me and then I hold a conversation for the entire time they are pooping.
Charlie - Weird....well, have fun!
Frank - Later
*10 minutes go by until*
*Gordon Freeman enters the bathroom. He notices 1 stall is taken and would usually wait to be alone, however he had tacos for lunch and cannot justify holding it any longer*
To Be Continued
*In walks Charlie Wilson, Systems Analyst and Assistant to the Program Director*
*Charlie enters stall next to another occupied stall*
Frank Manning - Hey man, did you come to poop or pee?
Charlie - Well, I initially came to the bathroom to pee, but after walking a few feet, I think i might need to poop now, lol.
Frank - ROFL, thats hilarious. Same thing happened to me. I was compiling my work I did all week and just as I was about to finish, I had to fart BADLY. So I stopped what I was doing and came here.
*Charlie sits down on the toilet*
Charlie - Nice man. Ya I was actually doing alot of work until I felt the need to release some steam. Little did I know that what I thought was a fart was actually the beginning of a nice log that has been brewing for about 2 days. Long story short I have a skidmark.
Frank - Nothing wrong with a skidmark dude. One time I didnt shit for an entire week. I just kept putting it off until about 2 inches of the thing was hanging out. That didnt matter, I just walked around with it like that.
Charlie - Awesome dude, thats pro.
Frank - So, have you seen this 2 girls 1 cup video taking over the net?
Charlie - hmm, cant say that I have, what is it, a captivating story of a girls struggle to enjoy a beverage?
Frank - Nah dude, its a video where two girls eat a bunch of shit!
Charlie - Thats nasty....so what happens exactly?
Frank - Well, it starts out with two girls making out...which is cool. Then another girls poops into this cup and they both start licking it. It basically gets worse from there and I dont wanna ruin it.
Charie - I'll have to check that out, it sounds pretty.....AAAAGHHHHH
Frank - Whats wrong dude!?!?
Charlie - I just crapped and now my Butthole KILLS!!!!
Frank - ROFL, I hate when that happenes. Its weird, sometimes when you think you crapped a refrigerator, you feel fine, but when you think you dropped a piece of corn, it feels like you gave birth.
Charlie - I know man....well, Im done in here, how about you?
Frank - Not me, Ive been in here for hours. I basically wait until someone sits in the stall next to me and then I hold a conversation for the entire time they are pooping.
Charlie - Weird....well, have fun!
Frank - Later
*10 minutes go by until*
*Gordon Freeman enters the bathroom. He notices 1 stall is taken and would usually wait to be alone, however he had tacos for lunch and cannot justify holding it any longer*
To Be Continued
