Half-life: Hero beggining

[Sulkdodds]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NiCYPrAoB8

 

[Raziaar]

So...

1. Is this squirrelking guy aware of his fame? He has to be.
2. Is he just this shitty of a writer, or does he do it to garner attention that he has garnered, and turn them into garnets or something?

 

[Naudian]

That was highly entertaining

 

[Zephos]

I lol'd heartily.

Who cares if it was done intentionally, it was still hilarious.

 

[jimbo118]

I wut'd, but then i lol'd.

 

[McGooTheWise]

That actually made a bit more sense than the others...

EDIT:

Lmao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOvglodUIcA&feature=related

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Heh nice, glad to see we've moved on from ZOMBIE GOASTS

 

[hot564231]

HAHAHAHAHA! That ending was epic.

 

[Commander Xillian]

Most yes.

 

[Tyguy]

mrs. freeman sure had a lot of sons

 

[PJ]

epic. i love his voice. have you seen the Gaz one? its not as good, but his voice is funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-hZqQSeVu8&NR=1

 

[Unfocused]

****ing LOL.

 

[Commander Xillian]

****ing LOL.

QFT. Most yes.

 

[Omnomnick]

I lol'd at the end

Pretty good.

 

[SamuraiKenji]

"But a guy came out" "LEAVE MY SON ALONE" Said John Freeman(Who was Gordon freeman's brother)

 

[swan_song1973]

man these are classic.

 

[The Monkey]

The "Full Life Consequences" kid wrote another story?

 

[McGooTheWise]

What if this is actually some mentally retarded guy that we're all making fun of? Wouldn't YOU all feel like jackasses!

 

[Sheepo]

I believe that would only increase the hilarity of it.

 

[mchammer75040]

^someone should write a fan fic starring eli porter

 

[MJ12]

^someone should write a fan fic starring eli porter

Vortiguant: "Ahhh, the Best Man. We are conterminous.. "

 

[Mech Man]

Good choice of artwork Hammer , I love the way Alyx is recoiling in horror as if Gordon had suddenly turned into Eli Porter.

 

[Sheepo]

Haha, brilliant McHammer.

 

[Commander Xillian]

Haha, brilliant McHammer.

OH GOD NO! Don't rape Alyx! She's to awesome for that!

 

[hot564231]

More work from squirrelking



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u82d15TLF_A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf6zL4cp-eI

 

[Reginald]

Ah man. Just posted a link to this in the HL section.

I fail.

It kinda seemed funnier in my own thread, too.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Haha, so good.

Also:

 

[mchammer75040]

Haha, brilliant McHammer.

Oh God! Its eli's 'OH' face!

 

[Sheepo]

Prepare for unforeseen- I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!

 

[mchammer75040]

You mean, ELI PORTER-A NEW HERO BEGGINING

 

[Azner]

The music was so dramatic

i lold

 

[Kukaku]

Whenever I watch any of the Full Life Consequences, I can never tell if squirrelking was trying to be serious when he wrote them.

 

[JNightshade]

That was excellent.

 

[Shift]

I ****ING LOL'D at 3:00.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

"And he gave them hop." *hops*
^^Oh god, I nearly pissed myself at that.

 

[Sulkdodds]

The most bizarre thing about this video is that the 'battle' segments, with all the shooting and exploding cars and Combine portals, are actually really epic.

 

[McGooTheWise]

I lold really hard at "It gave them HOP!"

 

[highlander]

hahahaha epic