Half-Life2 keepin It Real?

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halflife2 is coo and all, but its just sum skinny nerdy white boy. why not add some flava and som bling bling to it. this thread is for my idea of THE bling bling halflife2.

i might mod this i might not i dont no. if sum people want to work on it let me know and we can hook it up.


my halflife2 would be called ghettofabulous. instead of more skinny nerdy white boys we would add sum flava and have a brotha as the main man. it wuld take place in the ghetto as tha main brotha, Gordillio, comes up thru tha ranks as a drug kingpin. tha game will take place in a huge city. u wuld start out on tha corner with small time produkt until you get enough money to buy a small house. then u can have more produkt as u start meetin more mexican drug lords, so u can sell better $hit. after a while u can buy mansions and $hit. instead of a wack azz crowbar u wuld have a pimp cane, or maybe a dirty serynge or sumthin like that.

basically the plot is that G-man is yo woadie back in the day but now hes a up an cummin playa 2 so yall basically fight over turf. as u get more whips and bling, so does he and the stakes become higher. u also can start pimpin once u get enough money.

so u hook up with Alyxes who is ur main chickenhead in yo stable, rite. so u got her and together yall clock mo chese until finally the city is basically owned by u and G-man. once u get to that point its basically just a matter of layin it down on tha G-man and taking control.

here i made this pimp azz concept pic so that u no what i mean. later woadies.
 

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yea if yall got any suggestions im basically open to them so just holla. i think we can make it work and add some flava to the gamin world.
 
see yall r so desensitized and brainwashed by these flavaless white boy nerd games that the concept of "flava" no longer has any meaning 2 u at all.
 
your one of those moronic blazin squad fans arent you.


let me tell you son, while your out acting like a bloody clown the rest of us are having a life.


:LOL:

*damn im only 18 and im already a "square" oh well*
 
Just when I thought this whole white boy wanting to be a black ghetto kid was just blowing over he shows up. I know hes white theres no way he isn't and you ain't ghetto if you post on forums and wanna mod something that lame.
 
fool i am ghetto, so whut i got a comp and want to make this pimp azz mod that dont mean i aint ghetto. i bought this computer with the chese i made on tha street puttin my hustle down thats damn ghetto woadie.

dont speak on things u dont understand, u wuld no that if u didnt live in fairytale whiteboy mr rodgers land. here where im from u get blasted if u run ur mouth like that. everyone is such a badass on the net, u wuldnt last a week on my street.
 
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Holy shit that's awesome hahahaa
 
sup foo, seems like thse punks in here aint no nothing. all they do is ear hussle. btw some ppl are actually tryin to be wangstas up her

*edit* guys its not "word" any more its "hard" and if theres a girl out there you like and shes fine and you talk to her, tell her "dang baby your active" Peace out cuz
 
Boy you don't know the first thing about guns, I know that for a fact. This little punk is 10 or 11 years old tops. Why do they think its so cool to act this way? It just lame and retarded. You're probably more of a nerd then anyone else in here but you just try to hide by talkin like a retard.
 
were trying to keep our social lives here. it seems like we cant be smart and good looking, good dressing, and good smelling anynore
 
christ boy if you ever came to Scotland you would get f*cking ahnialted.

at least our "homies" are actualy hard.
 
I can understand ghetto....its very easy.
Flava means cool\coolness or pretty much anything to do with the word cool
Its very easy to Interperate more "Pimp" or "Gangsta" talk. I never heard flavabefore but its very easy to know what it means due to how he uses it.
Some of you may be even confused by his shortened words. Then again that shouldnt affect you cuz according some weird magazine all the human brain really reads is the first and last letter. Although you do kinda need some of the middle letters (dumb magazines). I could already tell u some characterists of ghetto here without even knowing him. He is most likly a pimp from where he comes from. A talker, you know one of the cool people. Maybe lives in a neighbor hood in witch lotsa drugs around or so on. Most likly lotsa fights. Im not gonna say color cuz that can get into a racist conversation but im not racist so i dun really wanna get into it. But thats my idea on where he is from and i also think he listens to rap as i do. Maybe a little bit of rock but i dun know. There all jsut complete guess based upon how he talks and what he has said.
 
I can't believe some of you are taking this thread seriously. Relax, it's ajoke
 
Your so white we should call you Dulux boy, now grow the hell up and stop pretending to be something your not.. It's not big and its not clever and

you simply come across as being stupid

GhettoFab is really

14 years old

his voice only just broke

he has teenage acne

he wears subscription glasses

his favorite tv 'personality' is Ali G who he believes is a real person and cries when you tell him he was just a character created by a not very

funny comedien

he wears fake jewellry, but only in the house because he got laughed at the last time he wore any outside

he's clearly never got laid, but really likes the girl from 7b

he has posters of the solar system on his wall and model airplanes hanging from his ceiling

he grew up in a middleclass family and has one older sister who used to dress him up in girls clothes and play makeup games with him when he was

four.

his dad works at the local cracker factory

his mom stays at home and goes to bake sales

he's never been in a fight because he spends his lunch times 'being cool'....... in the library

he said bling to his mom once and she just laughed at him

he's cool because she said so

his duvet has an old power rangers cover on it

he once had a wet dream about his best friend Jack but didn't know who he could talk to about these confusing feelings

he has to go to bed soon

every summer he goes to stay with his 'gramgrams' in the country but wont go out on his own because of the bigger boys

his real name is Philip Small his nickname is Phillyfat

he's considered overweight and has been told to take pack lunches to school

he can't do PE this week because his thighs are chaffing

he wishes he was the star wars kid
 
dont ppl dress in dresses there? or skirts or sumthin like that
 
uhhm going through pubity at the age of 14 is a lil late isnt it? dang man ppl here just love to use hyperboles in here allot!
 
Minerel said:
I can understand ghetto....its very easy.
Flava means cool\coolness or pretty much anything to do with the word cool
Its very easy to Interperate more "Pimp" or "Gangsta" talk. I never heard flavabefore but its very easy to know what it means due to how he uses it.
Some of you may be even confused by his shortened words. Then again that shouldnt affect you cuz according some weird magazine all the human brain really reads is the first and last letter. Although you do kinda need some of the middle letters (dumb magazines). I could already tell u some characterists of ghetto here without even knowing him. He is most likly a pimp from where he comes from. A talker, you know one of the cool people. Maybe lives in a neighbor hood in witch lotsa drugs around or so on. Most likly lotsa fights. Im not gonna say color cuz that can get into a racist conversation but im not racist so i dun really wanna get into it. But thats my idea on where he is from and i also think he listens to rap as i do. Maybe a little bit of rock but i dun know. There all jsut complete guess based upon how he talks and what he has said.

We all understand what hes saying just fine thats not the point. We're just saying talking like that is not better then an 8 year old on CS talking 1337. In my book they're practically the same thing.
 
Damn i went to post on another thin for 10 minutes and looked what all popped up. Well ghetto is most likly some stupid guy pretending to me all gangsta...

In a way there the same thing...But your forgetting one detail Pressure
An 8 year old is smarter
 
FoB_Ed said:
I can't believe some of you are taking this thread seriously. Relax, it's ajoke


i cant belive that you think were taking this thread seriously.

if i was serious id have swore atleast 10 times by now.
 
.......................... thats just stupid. dont post that pic again. ever
 
WhiteBoy said:
Why does this remind me of malibus most wanted :) ehhe


dude run!, if he sees you name he will pop a cap in your ass, i guess.


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:monkee: now WTFF (extra f is for flying) is with this smilie?
 
str8 up! dun talk dirt homie. if u waz n his hood ud of alrdy gotten blasted foo!
 
hahahaha omg :LOL:

seriously.. this guy actually put some thought and effort into it.. :LOL:

okay.. guys. obviously hes not being serious.. so just chill with the flaming.. i just took it for what its worth, a good laugh!

and that pic? HA!! that is a classic :smoking:

dun hate da playa, hate da game!!!

bling bling, ya heard

werd!
:LOL:
 
mmmm...yes....striking down your enemies with a needle?...honestly I would of came up with an oversized necklace "bling bling" that could act as a weapon of death. Mmmmm, that would be entertaining...BIATCH! (I just felt like saying that since we're being all gansta. BIATCH! HOLLA!WERD! GRL!! POP CAPS IN ASSES!!!

Ahhh I love Chappels Show (on Comedy Central...New Season started last night...I think)

-I loved the one about the black guy who was a white supreamisist "I dont want to be involved with any ******DUM!! And they STANK!!!!" Classic.
 
If this guy wants to be a "Gangsta", we should all become the l33t uL+1m4Te H4Ck3R$ +h@+ W3 @R3. WE 0WNzOr j00R PUnk whI+3 4$$, @nD W3 W1LL pUt tH3 ULTiM@+3 H@x0r ON j00R BoX0R
 
He may be playing around but its annoying when he makes every post like this.
 
GhettoFab said:
fool i am ghetto, so whut i got a comp and want to make this pimp azz mod that dont mean i aint ghetto. i bought this computer with the chese i made on tha street puttin my hustle down thats damn ghetto woadie.

dont speak on things u dont understand, u wuld no that if u didnt live in fairytale whiteboy mr rodgers land. here where im from u get blasted if u run ur mouth like that. everyone is such a badass on the net, u wuldnt last a week on my street.


LOL, Kids are funny.
 
Dougy said:
christ boy if you ever came to Scotland you would get f*cking ahnialted.

at least our "homies" are actualy hard.


Irish blood in my viens and I can testify, its quick to boil.
 
I was trying to read Fenric's long post but I was laughing too much by the time I got to the "subscription glasses" part...
 
pple are taking this too seriously.. sheesh
just take it for what its worth, a good laugh

/me puts on ghetto cap

Shuzer said:
..wow. lol
I know this is a joke, but wow.

yo dawg, u imprezzed, u know it :naughty: :LOL:

ps. i think we need a ghetto emoticon.. lol
 
... or at least the word "BLING" in big gold letters that sparkle.
 
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