Half-Wit

[Tantalus]

I have decided to write a short story as a parody of Half Life - Half Life 2, starting from Black Mesa - End of HL2....

So far I've decided that Gordan isn't going to talk at all. I am open to all ideas, and I'll post more as soon as I get it. I have read other parodies on this forum, great job! but mine is going to be more than just dialogue.

Please reply with ideas/opinions.

 

[Tantalus]

Half-Wit

A parody on HL and HL2 to improve my ranking on HL2.net.



Subject: Moron Freeman
Assignment: Part of an in-depth conspiracy involving aliens and MIB (man in blue).
Benefactor: Well, I’m not really at liberty to say.



Chapter One: UNFORSEEN?!?!? Consequences

As Moron walked off of the tram leading him to Dark Hill, which was shrouded by enigma. The entire trip he felt as though that stalker was watching him, the stalker with the briefcase and creepy eyes.
Moron approached the security gates, which Barney opened.
“Catch me later, and I’ll buy you a beer. Actually, I doubt I’ll ever fulfill that promise, this game doesn’t have alcohol. You’d have to visit a game like Deus Ex for that.” Moron walked into the security gate, which closed behind him. He waited through the loading period. The door in front of him opened.
“Moron, you had your first ever email sent to you today, but the power went down.” Dr. Kleenex said. Moron shrugged, and started to move on, but Dr. Kleenex stopped him. “Oh yeah, that creepy guy with the briefcase stopped by. He said that he wanted you to put on The Suit.”
Moron said nothing, but his eyes told it all. “What suit?”
Dr. Kleenex answered. “The last suit you will ever wear.”

 

[lukrebu]

Was it supposed to be funny or just a badly told MiB ripoff?

 

[Naudian]

Reminds me of MAD comics and their parodies of movies n stuff...
Too short. :upstare:

 

[Tantalus]

Reminds me of MAD comics and their parodies of movies n stuff...
Too short. :upstare:

I'm still working on it... do you like what I have so far, or should I hang my head in shame?


lukrebu, please don't visit any of my threads again, you've bashed me in almost every post you have.

 

[eatbugs]

I'm still working on it... do you like what I have so far, or should I hang my head in shame?


lukrebu, please don't visit any of my threads again, you've bashed me in almost every post you have.

Ha ha ha lol thats the funniest thing i've read on this thread.