Happy belated birthday Jet Porkins!

[Tollbooth Willie]

I love you hard.

 

[kineaesth]

You're my favourite newbie, Mr. Snrub.

 

[delusional]

I want to have your babies.

 

[Raziaar]

Please insert quarter.

 

[jet_porkins]

*insert*

 

[Raziaar]

*kachink* *whirrrrrrr* *plunk*

Happy Birthday Dude!

 

[mechanicallizard]

Happy Birthday mr Porkins! i love you even more than willie!

 

[Omnomnick]

Your avatar is awesome, Happy Birthday!

 

[Sneaki]

Happy Birthday my first and only friend!

 

[jet_porkins]

Hahaha thanks guys, really. Appreciate it.

On that note,

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I'd be happy to get you a new bucket.

 

[mechanicallizard]

someone gave you a bucket for your birthday?

 

[Darkside55]

A bucket is a luxury most men can't afford.

Happy birthday, Porkins.

 

[Escaep]

someone gave you a bucket for your birthday?

No silly, he got a walrus, or whatever the hell that is.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Happy Birthday you whore lolrus porkins

 

[G(ordon)-man]

Happy bornday Snrub!

 

[McGooTheWise]

No silly, he got a walrus, or whatever the hell that is.

That's a Manatee, you stupid, stupid person. A Sea Cow. Get it rite.

Bappy Hirthday, pet_jorkins.

 

[Iron Kat]

Birthday happy, Porkins! *birthday huggles* <3

 

[ríomhaire]

Pet Jorkins is fy mavourite few(ish) norumite!

Happy Birthday!

 

[taviow]

Happy birthday!

 

[Escaep]

That's a Manatee, you stupid, stupid person. A Sea Cow. Get it rite.

Bappy Hirthday, pet_jorkins.

I was absent that day in class. You hurt my feelings. ;(

 

[jet_porkins]

bump.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Hydropump.

 

[Mellish]

A lump.

Happy Birthdaaaaay

 

[Sheepo]

I'm not fond of you yet. You will earn my birthday greeting.