Happy belated shitfest Danimoo (perhaps already a thread?) Now I'm going to run out o

[Sheepo]

It is your birthday.

 

[Warped]

Congrats!

 

[Raziaar]

Happy Birthday Dude!

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

sechs

 

[MJ12]

Danimall Kiddsss

 

[Jintor]

BANIMAL DON'T NEED YOUR STINKIN' BIRTHDAYS

(happy birthday banimal)

 

[jet_porkins]

Happy birthday deep-breathing splinter cell guy.

 

[Stigmata]

Congrats!

He's holding that balloon awfully close to his groin. Either he's nowhere near as excited as everyone else is for Danimal's birthday, or his present simply isn't worth opening.

 

[Dog--]

Happy birthday deep-breathing splinter cell guy.

Ghost from starcraft you piece of shit, and he stole it from ME.

 

[theotherguy]

I wonder why the ghost is always breathing green gas. He must live off of chlorine.

 

[Raziaar]

He's holding that balloon awfully close to his groin. Either he's nowhere near as excited as everyone else is for Danimal's birthday, or his present simply isn't worth opening.

I was going to comment on that exact thing... but didn't know how to put it into words.

 

[Viperidae]

I wonder why the ghost is always breathing green gas. He must live off of chlorine.

The light cast from his goggles is green, thus when the fog passes in front of them it is lit that colour.

 

[Krynn72]

The light cast from his goggles is green, thus when the fog passes in front of them it is lit that colour.

Also he lives off Chlorine.


And as a birthday gift to banimal, I demand you release that avatar to his sole use.

 

[Sheepo]

Yeah, that's honestly the best avatar on hl2.net.

 

[Danimal]

I totally didn't see this thread.

Where's my ****ing presents.

 

[Dog--]

I got a present for you, take off that avatar or I'll slam my fist in your dick hole, sonny jim.

 

[Danimal]

I don't have a penis, daughter jullie.

 

[Dog--]

Then either way my fist is gonna have an appointment with the inside of your urethra.

 

[Danimal]

I don't have a urethra, unisex-relative unisex-name.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Hey hey hey hey **** you I do the urethral operations around here you piece of dick shit fajjot eating ass bitch.

 

[Danimal]

Give me a urethra, banana-relative TollBooth Willie.

 

[McGooTheWise]

You're all a bunch of fajjots.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Give me a urethra, banana-relative TollBooth Willie.

You already have one you ****ing pussy.

 

[Danimal]

Then give me a Uterus, banana-professional Dr. Tollbooth Willie.

 

[McGooTheWise]

If he gives you a uterus, I'll give you a hysterectomy.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I don't think you read my previous post

You already have one you ****ing pussy.

you ****ing pussy.

you pussy.

lady parts

You are, in fact, a giant pussy with its own self contained uterus.

 

[Danimal]

You can always just change Dog--'s avatar with your spine-shitting solos.

EDIT:

Then clearly you understand why I want the avatar to myself, because when that time of the month comes around... Let's just say I'm worse than the PMS Princess.

 

[McGooTheWise]

If I solo, you will shit your brains out your penis.

Why don't you just change your avatar to Vagina-Dentata?

 

[Danimal]

We have already discussed my lack of penis.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

All in favor of Dog-- shutting the **** up and stop being a giant dick trying to **** Dan's squealing pussy say your vows and you may kiss the bride.

 

[McGooTheWise]

We have already discussed my lack of penis.

I was talking to Willie.

That's how I was going to perform the hysterectomy.

 

[Danimal]

All in favor of Dog-- shutting the **** up and stop being a giant dick trying to **** Dan's squealing pussy say your vows and you may kiss the bride.

Right on the lips.

 

[McGooTheWise]

I always cry at these things.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Man Van what a pussy.

 

[McGooTheWise]

I only shed man tears, god damnit. These are tears with mother****ing biceps.

 

[Dog--]

All in favor of Dog-- shutting the **** up and stop being a giant dick trying to **** Dan's squealing pussy say your vows and you may kiss the bride.

Gonna say shit to my face, you scum sucking cud?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Tell me where to meet you I'll shove my dick in your pleasure foot.

 

[Dog--]

I got a meet for you - my dick meets your ass.

 

[Danimal]

Back from my AFK.

Stop making out and fight, this (was) is my birthday ffs.

 

[Sulkdodds]

happy birthday mang.