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Pfft, you never said happy birthday to ME.
Why should I say it to you?
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congrats jammy and cyber m8s![]()
I am not wishing you a happy birthday.
*Folds arms*
I wanna come to your party, sounds like a hoot.
I don't drink, but I'll take a girl, please. Make it slutty.Girls/beer/fun.
Yeah, it WILL be a hoot!
I don't drink, but I'll take a girl, please. Make it slutty.
She'd better come standard with dual airbags.Deal. Just come pick her up, and she's yours!
Hell, if you want I can put in a 3rd one.She'd better come standard with dual airbags.
I'm 1/4 the way done with life!!!cyber is getting old lol
happy b day anyways! D:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I <3 CyberPitz
Birthday count reset.
You'll be dead.
I hate you, CyberPitz!
Before you came into my life I was a happy, carefree child. Then you lured me with your wicked ways and promised to show me "what life is all about". At the time I was so young, I didn't know what else I could do. My family would never accept me after the...incident. So I was forced into marrying you. It was fine for a while. But I realized I could never truly love you or forget the hurt you had caused me. But I tried to make it work...until you shattered me again! It wasn't enough for you to leave me, you undermined everything I had done for you in the past nine years; you told me that you hated me because I was too clingy, annoying..I was destroyed. I contemplated suicide, but the Cheese kept me going.
But I've grown since then. I've found out what I really want from life. And I've someone who loves me, who wants me around him.
Yes...Pedobear loves me.
PS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!![]()
Don't patronize me woman!You've always promised me the universe, Willie.
No u r my bitch.Don't patronize me woman!
NO WAI!!! PITZ IS A WOMAN!?!?!?!?!?!
...happy birfday mate, regardless of ya sex!