Happy Creation Day!!!

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Happy 6012th Birthday Universe!


The Ussher chronology is a 17th-century chronology of the history of the world formulated from a literal reading of the Bible by James Ussher, the Anglican Archbishop of Armagh

Ussher deduced that the first day of creation began on Sunday October 23, 4004 BC


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ussher_chronology


so in six days we get to celebrate the creation of man ..whoop-dee-doo ..a few days/months? later he created women and initially they were naked ...some snake dude gives her an apple and all of the sudden women have to wear clothes; obviously god's a faggit
 
lolwut?

/reads.

Bullshit.
 
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