Happy Halloween

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May we all enjoy a frightening session of Ravenholm or Lowlife :cheers:
 
My halloween will not be complete without Zombie Master. Maybe next year!
 
What is happy about halloween? Stupid retards ringing the doorbell every 5 minutes asking for freebies. The next one is getting a kick in the ****ing face.
 
Halloween...what a load of pointless shite.
 
lePobz said:
What is happy about halloween? Stupid retards ringing the doorbell every 5 minutes asking for freebies. The next one is getting a kick in the ****ing face.
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Just turn out your ****ing lights and no kid will come to the door. Trust me on that.
 
I need to watch a scary movie tonight. Halloween or Nightmare on Elm Street should do it.
 
Hmm, I wonder if people are going to come to my apartment looking for candies.

If they are, then I will give them a chocolate coated shotgun blast!

The only thing good about Halloween is that all the attractive girls dress in school girl/angel/evil outfits with too-tight shirts and 3 inch skirts.
 
I'll be going out with my kids tonight trick or treating (and sampling their booty for bad candy of course)

happy halloween
 
Raziaar said:
Watch out for the razors! :x
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God reminds me of this movie I saw. This kid took a bite out of a candy and graphically a razor was shown being bitten into....every time I think of that movie, my mouth starts to hurt with a pain of sharp objects inserting through my teeth into gums...

GUH!
 
lePobz said:
What is happy about halloween? Stupid retards ringing the doorbell every 5 minutes asking for freebies. The next one is getting a kick in the ****ing face.
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That should work.
 
Raziaar said:
Watch out for the razors! :x
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bah apples are too healthy for halloween! hard to hide a razor in those bite sized chocolate bars ..safety pins on the other hand ...so I've decided to take a bite out of every chocolate bar just to be safe
 
CptStern said:
bah apples are too healthy for halloween! hard to hide a razor in those bite sized chocolate bars ..safety pins on the other hand ...so I've decided to take a bite out of every chocolate bar just to be safe
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Post screens of the stabbies.
 
CptStern said:
bah apples are too healthy for halloween! hard to hide a razor in those bite sized chocolate bars ..safety pins on the other hand ...so I've decided to take a bite out of every chocolate bar just to be safe
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Watch out for hypodermic needleholes!
 
Raziaar said:
Watch out for hypodermic needleholes!
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you give the psychopaths too much credit ...I think they prefer bloody wounds over gut grabbing ooohs and owwws, poison is just too tame
 
With my party cancelled, I'll just enjoy the treats my local pharmacy has leftover tomorrow...and for cheap!! :bounce:
 
CptStern said:
you give the psychopaths too much credit ...I think they prefer bloody wounds over gut grabbing ooohs and owwws, poison is just too tame
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Some poison out there is pretty damn violent to the body.
 
ya but they're hardly going to make the effort to fill chocolate bars with sarin toxin or anthrax ...your everyday garden variety poisoner uses rat poison/Ajax
 
hmmm it must be you ...there is no inuenndo ..especially since I'm talking about my kids
 
For something he completely didn't intend, it's damn close enough for me :p
I think of chocolate when I hear candy anyway.
 
Raziaar said:
I wish the scene you chose for the video was darker and more like ravenholme.
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Streets is pretty much the only daylight map, but the cafe bit is too much fun not to record.

You'll be pleased with what the coming weeks hold in store.

-Angry Lawyer
 
Angry Lawyer said:
Streets is pretty much the only daylight map, but the cafe bit is too much fun not to record.

You'll be pleased with what the coming weeks hold in store.

-Angry Lawyer
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I laughed as they were trying to cover that gigantic opening with chairs.
 
I think my siblings are gonna go trick-or-treating soon, but my parents won't let me go. I asked them if they could just get me a bag of candy from the store or something, they said no (she kept joking about how she'd keep all the candy). I said, "Just because you think I'm too old for trick or treating doesn't make me too old for candy." My mom said, yeah it does. I said, "then you're waaaay too old." Now I'm pretty sure I won't get any candy at all...

Man, we don't even have any damn candy to hand out.
 
Que-Ever said:
I think my siblings are gonna go trick-or-treating soon, but my parents won't let me go. I asked them if they could just get me a bag of candy from the store or something, they said no (she kept joking about how she'd keep all the candy). I said, "Just because you think I'm too old for trick or treating doesn't make me too old for candy." My mom said, yeah it does. I said, "then you're waaaay too old." Now I'm pretty sure I won't get any candy at all...

Man, we don't even have any damn candy to hand out.
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Just go to the store and BUY some candy. Surely you have change lying around somewhere.

Hell, in my pullout drawer on my computer, I must have 5 dollars in nickels, dimes and quarters.
 
Sure, I've got money. Just, my parents never let me out of the house. I dunno if it's because they don't trust me, or think I'll get mugged or whatever, but they won't. They wouldn't even let me ride the bus until just last week, with my friend. They let me go over to friends' houses sometimes, but I don't want to a whole lot... I guess I like to keep home and school separate, school being where I know all my friends from.

I bet I wouldn't be like that if they'd let me out of the hosue once in a while :(
 
Que-Ever said:
Sure, I've got money. Just, my parents never let me out of the house. I dunno if it's because they don't trust me, or think I'll get mugged or whatever, but they won't. They wouldn't even let me ride the bus until just last week, with my friend. They let me go over to friends' houses sometimes, but I don't want to a whole lot... I guess I like to keep home and school separate, school being where I know all my friends from.

I bet I wouldn't be like that if they'd let me out of the hosue once in a while :(
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My god... there are thousands of little kids with bags of candy roaming your streets, perfect targets for muggers, and your parents are worried that you'd get singled out!?
 
*shrug* I dunno. That might not even be a reason. I'm not in a really bad neighborhood or anything.
 
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