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Butterball workers were documented punching and stomping on live turkeys, slamming them against walls, and worse during an undercover investigation at a Butterball slaughterhouse in Ozark, Arkansas.

One Butterball employee stomped on a bird's head until her skull exploded, another swung a turkey against a metal handrail so hard that her spine popped out, and another was seen inserting his finger into a turkey's cloaca (vagina).

One worker told an investigator: "If you jump on their stomachs right, they'll pop ... or their insides will come out of their [rectums]," and other Butterball workers frequently bragged about kicking and tormenting birds. Read more in the investigators' log notes.

PETA's investigators discovered these horrors between April and July, 2006, during an undercover investigation at a Butterball plant that slaughters approximately 50,000 birds each day.

You can see the video an www.peta.com

OH YEAH HAPPY THANKSGIVING
 
YEY, ANIMAL CRUELTY

Hooray for giving us a sense of guilt :D​

Although I don't really understand why you would want to give us one. We understand that it's horrible. :|
Mandatory picture about a chicken, seeing as Druckles introduced it into the thread: Y helo I is round
 
Then don't eat any turkeys. You can also stop eating chicken, because the same applies to them.
 
I stomp on my broccoli before I eat it anyway, so vegetables get no favoritism from me.
 
Who hasn't swung a turkey so hard into a metal hand-rail that it's spine comes out?
 
Who doesn't **** their turkey before eating it?

Guys?

Anyone?

;(
 
And I think to myseeeelf...

What a wonderful wooooooooooooorld..
 
ShinRa said:
Who doesn't **** their turkey before eating it?

Guys?

Anyone?

;(
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Don't worry, I do too. But by "fuck" I mean "dress it up like a woman, take it to dinner, maybe a moonlight walk on the beach, then we make love under the trees".
 
I just **** em and leave em.


Also, lol @ punching turkeys. Makes such a sweet mental image.
 
And I love how the word "slaughter" is used to describe killing the turkeys. Is that was we call it when we killed animals to eat in order to survive so many years ago? If so, you need a reality check. This isn't that damned picture that churches pass out where lions and bears and birds and humans are all living happily together. No, we ****ing kill the lion, eat it's meat, then the other animals will come and feast upon what we left for them, and if we're still hungry? KILL THE OTHER ONES? What do you think we should eat, grass? Are you some sort of freaking Cow?
 
znnoying "I am so macho cuz I eat da animaaaaaals!!!1" vs "but due thats baaaad" thread is about to start in
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I have nothing against eating animals,I just think killing them in such ways is inhuman and shouldn't be done
 
Turducken...



yummmmmmmmmm.


Best kill it using the Indian technique, skin it alive first, the fright and pain caused the oil to flood into the animal and make it cook fast and remain moist.


I love MEAT, don't give a sh!t how it's killed.
 
Um, so you don't have a problem with them killing millions of turkeys, but you see it as an issue to abuse them?
 
hydrometeor said:
Um, so you don't have a problem with them killing millions of turkeys, but you see it as an issue to abuse them?
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There's a huge difference between killing an animal for food, and torturing and abusing it before you kill it. If you don't find the actions of the workers completely wrong, or even slightly demented, then you should join a branch of military at once.
 
Man this sucks... I'm sick this thanksgiving. :x
 
PETA really need to get the sand out of their vaginas and stop trying to force everyone into their vegiterian eating, animal loving, people hating ideogogy. I don't accept it from religious fanatics, I don't accept it from peta.

Oh, and yes, that is what they are trying to do. Other wise they would be reporting the abuse to the law.
 
Extremist animal rights groups are a religion these days. They all worship Ingrid Newkirk and other animals.
 
Bowsniper said:
slamming them against walls
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When I was younger, at one of my family's farms they told me to catch a chicken, cut it up, and cook it. After I caught it, I kept banging its head against the slaughterhouse wall trying to knock it out, so it wouldn't be concious when I chopped its head off.

Damn thing just wouldn't knock out. Just...refused. So I sawed its head off while it was still concious. It was clucking and shaking and going mad as I held it down on top of a wooden chair, my ten-year-old hand grasping the cleaver that was centimeter-by-centimeter slashing through the animal's neck until the head finally fell to the dirt unceremoniously.

Happy thanksgiving! :D
 
Darkside55 said:
When I was younger, at one of my family's farms they told me to catch a chicken, cut it up, and cook it. After I caught it, I kept banging its head against the slaughterhouse wall trying to knock it out, so it wouldn't be concious when I chopped its head off.

Damn thing just wouldn't knock out. Just...refused. So I sawed its head off while it was still concious. It was clucking and shaking and going mad as I held it down on top of a wooden chair, my ten-year-old hand grasping the cleaver that was centimeter-by-centimeter slashing through the animal's neck until the head finally fell to the dirt unceremoniously.

Happy thanksgiving! :D
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In before "That turned me on"
 
Pics or it...no, actually, I think I'll take your word for it
 
BowSniper said:
I have nothing against eating animals,I just think killing them in such ways is inhuman and shouldn't be done
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Pfft I bet you think things like that shouldn't be done to people either.

Damn peace-mongering liberal doves.
 
Darkside55 said:
When I was younger, at one of my family's farms they told me to catch a chicken, cut it up, and cook it. After I caught it, I kept banging its head against the slaughterhouse wall trying to knock it out, so it wouldn't be concious when I chopped its head off.

Damn thing just wouldn't knock out. Just...refused. So I sawed its head off while it was still concious. It was clucking and shaking and going mad as I held it down on top of a wooden chair, my ten-year-old hand grasping the cleaver that was centimeter-by-centimeter slashing through the animal's neck until the head finally fell to the dirt unceremoniously.

Happy thanksgiving! :D
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Druckles said:
In before "that turned me on"
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I came.

Darkseid's stories are so well written it's hard to tell if they're real or not. It scares me.
 
that is ****ing disgusting

I hate animal cruelty more than anything
 
fatchance said:
Turducken...



yummmmmmmmmm.


Best kill it using the Indian technique, skin it alive first, the fright and pain caused the oil to flood into the animal and make it cook fast and remain moist.


I love MEAT, don't give a sh!t how it's killed.
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All you care about is your own feces, not surprised tbh :p
 
Best kill it using the Indian technique, skin it alive first, the fright and pain caused the oil to flood into the animal and make it cook fast and remain moist.
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That's the first time I've heard of THAT Indian technique. :| :eek: :x
 
Happy MassTurkeySlaughterDay, may your intestines be free of parasites brought upon by deplorable conditions at turkey factory farms across america


* this message was brought to you by the Friends of Turkey Association of Walla Walla Washington



now stuff your faces and enjoy!!!
 
PETA's a f*cking joke.

People should be more upset about global hunger and poverty than this.

EDIT: Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate it.
 
Icarusintel said:
PETA's a f*cking joke.

People should be more upset about global hunger and poverty than this.

EDIT: Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate it.
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peta? who the hell mentioned peta? and why does everyone assume peta is the only animal welfare group around? oh, right because it supports their agenda mainly that by discrediting peta you discredit the entire animal welfare movement


oh and if you're so concerned with poverty why not invite the homeless over for turkey dinner? there's always leftover so why not put it to good use? They're good company (they'll eat every last scrap and probably steal the silverware proving you have good taste in utensils) and best of all they bring their own booze


..see? it's easy to tell other people what they should be doing isnt it? not so easy when you have to do it yourself
 
Looking at that image Stern posted, that turkey on the right sticking its neck out, I thought, "He's making a break for it!" and now I can't stop laughing.

I keep coming up with dialogue for things I've seen today that should not have dialogue.
 
Darkside55 said:
Looking at that image Stern posted, that turkey on the right sticking its neck out, I thought, "He's making a break for it!" and now I can't stop laughing.

I keep coming up with dialogue for things I've seen today that should not have dialogue.
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here's another one

here's some suggestions

"STOP SHITTING ON ME"
"oh shit I just ate bob, ****er tasted like rabbit"
"OH GOD, HELP, get me out of here, I'm claustrophobic, for the love of god someone please help, I cant breathe, I CANT BREATHE!!!"
 
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