Happy Turkey Day

[Raziaar]

Off to visit family.

Have a good day

 

[CptStern]

there are no happy turkeys on this day

 

[Raziaar]

there are no happy turkeys on this day

But at least one got Pardoned, right?

 

[Krynn72]

Yeah, like anyone believes that turkey made it out of Palin's death grasp alive. I mean look at what she did to McCain. Its a wonder how that man is still standing.

 

[lefty]

Turkey day? Today is pie day.

 

[xcellerate]

I was watching the Macy's Day parade earlier, and a float rick rolled everyone. Kinda funny.

Before he comes out they were singing a different song, then they stopped and the music started

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMwO9PX4_7c

 

[Eejit]

Happy "Go **** Yourselves Native Americans" Day!


Mmmmm Turkey. With Bread Sauce = Delicious!

 

[Nitre]

Turkey is quite dry.

 

[CptStern]

But at least one got Pardoned, right?

nah that's just a gimmick ..he was served at the palin's ..along with 3 different types of endangered animals that sarah herself shot

I was watching the Macy's Day parade earlier, and a float rick rolled everyone. Kinda funny.

Before he comes out they were singing a different song, then they stopped and the music started

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMwO9PX4_7c

awesome! now that the last 2 people on earth have been rickrolled, can we wipe it from our collective memories and never speak about rickrolling or rick astley ever again?

 

[Eejit]

Turkey is quite dry.

Mmmmm Turkey. With Bread Sauce = Delicious!

Take my advice.

 

[Kakashi]

I was watching the Macy's Day parade earlier, and a float rick rolled everyone. Kinda funny.

Before he comes out they were singing a different song, then they stopped and the music started

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMwO9PX4_7c

I was amazed when I saw this, I turned away from the TV when the float came on and heard them singing some song. Then all of a sudden the music stopped and heard that song. Rick Rolled the nation, it was hilarious, and the fact that he did a live performance!

 

[Raziaar]

Turkey is quite dry.

Dark meat FTW.

 

[lefty]

Have fun with your tofurkey.

...

 

[Krynn72]

A giant worm that was chopped in two and now his poop is coming out.

 

[mechanicallizard]

Christopher: It looks like a giant worm.

this man is right. i too dislike turkey. but i dont celebrate 'turkey day' so no problem.

 

[nurizeko]

America is not only the most obese nation on Earth, its the most obese nation in history, like, ever.


Why you guys want two excuses for huge bloated massively frivolous feasts of which most you wont eat and will still be picked at a week after I dunno.







On another note I kinda agree with Eejit. It isn't thanks giving, its thanks taking at the point of a gun and Old world disease.

 

[Omnomnick]

Pfft. So?


I don't care about Americans and their silly traditions about 'FEEL GOOD ABOUT BEING AMERICAN!!'

 

[Nitre]

I guess its just another excuse to eat stuff.

 

[Higlac]

Since the turkey has been eaten, it's time to switch avatars.

 

[lefty]

See lefty now it just seems like you're implying I'll put my penis in it.













No promises I won't, really.

I wasn't implying that at all.

*puts penis in*

 

[CptStern]

GOLLY, I HAVEN'T HEARD THE ONE ABOUT AMERICANS BEING FAT BEFORE. LOL. YOU SURE ARE A CUTE LITTLE FREE-THINKER AREN'T YOU.

We have high rates of obesity because we have high rates of poverty

THEN HOW AFRICANS BE SKINNY?



do you think chickens sigh in collective relief that their heads are not on the chopping block today? ...tommorrow it's back to headwhacking but today the chickens rejoice!

 

[Acepilotf14]

Time to eat a shitload of food.
Including pie.

 

[lefty]

OH GOD pie. I will eat pie.

 

[Higlac]

Time to eat a shitload of food.
Including pie.

Dumb shit, you do that one on the fourth of July. You should really just have Maryland and Cape Cod for Thanksgiving.

 

[Bad^Hat]

****ing exclusionary bullshit. Just because we don't have turkeys means we don't get a day for it? Bah.

 

[Acepilotf14]

That's why I made it a PHYSICAL map, not a political map.
It's the birth of the continent!
...since we kind of skipped Columbus Day(not that anyone cares).

 

[Krynn72]

THEN HOW AFRICANS BE SKINNY?

The difference comes from the fact that in America poor people can still get food. In Africa, there is only AIDS.

I'll be giving thanks today for the fact that I dont have the AIDS.

 

[mechanicallizard]

AIDS and rubbish. im always amazed at the amount of trash lying around.

 

[mechanicallizard]

^LOL, omg lol...

 

[Krynn72]

Were they originally bumping penises? Also... do you have gay porn saved to your hard drive?

 

[taviow]

Mmmmm, watermelon. So tasty.

 

[lefty]

Awww yeah. (TOTALLY NOT EVEN REMOTELY SAFE FOR WORK, but wtf are you doing at work anyway it's thanksgiving you tossers)

****ing hot.

 

[nurizeko]

GOLLY, I HAVEN'T HEARD THE ONE ABOUT AMERICANS BEING FAT BEFORE. LOL. YOU SURE ARE A CUTE LITTLE FREE-THINKER AREN'T YOU.

We have high rates of obesity because we have high rates of poverty, and cheapest foods are often high in calories and saturated fats. If you want to bitch about us, bitch about how shit we treat our poor, not OMG YOU GUYS SHOULDN'T BE EATING SO MUCH YOU FATTIES.

Its not my fault the massive crippling ignorance of your voters and the stubborn phobia of socialism in your government stops American's from passing progressive legislation to enact halfway decent aid and welfare packages, projects, initiatives and other schemes to help dig your poor out of the hole of poverty.


Also whats the excuse for the bloated middle class?.

Pfft. So?


I don't care about Americans and their silly traditions about 'FEEL GOOD ABOUT BEING AMERICAN!!'

Also, this.

You have the 4th of July, don't get greedy with the nationalistic howler monkey holidays.

YOU SURE ARE A CUTE LITTLE FREE-THINKER AREN'T YOU.

Correct on both accounts, as for little, I can provide first hand witness accounts from several women that refute that. Also, you left your caps lock on, though you seemed to have noticed halfway through.

I'll be giving thanks today for the fact that I dont have the AIDS.

The Turkey was contaminated.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Nurizeko, you're just mad because the brits subjugated you.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

I was amazed when I saw this, I turned away from the TV when the float came on and heard them singing some song. Then all of a sudden the music stopped and heard that song. Rick Rolled the nation, it was hilarious, and the fact that he did a live performance!

Too bad it was a lipsync. Awesome nonetheless.

 

[Bad^Hat]

I rarely use capslock

Hahahaha.

Yeah I know I totally ignored the rest of that sentence, but it's still worth poking fun at.

 

[lefty]

ANYWAY YOU GUYS I just ate my tofurkey and it tasted so good though maybe that's just because lefty totally came in it (it was so hot)

Indeed it was, does "second degree" mean anything to you.

 

[Raziaar]

it's thanksgiving you tossers)

What are you, from the United Kingdom or something?

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Correct on both accounts, as for little, I can provide first hand witness accounts from several women that refute that.

Are men unable to correctly gauge someone's height then?

 

[Bad^Hat]

Men have a better grasp of visualising 3D objects, so taking depth and breadth into account, it'd be more like judging an overall volume rather than...

Oh, I see what you did there.