Harry Potter and the Most Disturbing Thing Ever!

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I'm pretty sure that I'm not evil (per se), but this 'inspirational' story scares the crap outta me:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3641338.stm

If this two-legged trend picks up, dogs'll have opposable thumbs in no time. Then they'll start brokerages and other small companies, and then they'll rule the world!

Gaze upon the first of your new overlords!!!
 
Oh. Oh dear.

It'll be like Planet of the Apes... only with armless canines that don't rule the world
 
Aceallways don't make those sort of posts again...or you will have your ability to do so removed.


(Kage and your reporting ;))



I saw this dog a while back, and its quite weird :) Still its not that amazing, I mean it only has 2 legs :P
 
poor thing, and all the owners are doing are thinking of ways to make money from it :(
 
I don't think it cares much about that...animals that get into films are pampered more than most of the people around them apart from the stars themselves.
 
Holy crap

but is a happy strory in the same time
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
I don't think it cares much about that...animals that get into films are pampered more than most of the people around them apart from the stars themselves.
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"Daaawww, look at the clever two-legged doggy! Here, have some more food yes!"
"Erm excuse me I was told I'd have a trailer on the film set, but I can't find it?"
"F*ck off Harry Potter."
"What? Actually my name's Daniel Rad-"
"F*ck off four eyes! We gave it to the dog. Now stop whinging and get in that kennel over there.
<Radcliffe walks off sulking>
Worthless bastard. Daawww, look at the cute doggy! Daaawww!"
 
please dont say it talks. that would give kids nightmares! suddenly they see a disabled, standing up dog... then he says "HELLO!" and the kids run out of the cinema screaming! IMAGINE WAKING UP IN THE MORNING TO SEE HIM SLEEPING ON YOU! AAARRRGGGHHH

note: teh dog is probally having a great time, "look ium walking! w00f w00f!"
 
The Dark Elf said:
poor thing, and all the owners are doing are thinking of ways to make money from it :(
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The current owners also saved the dog's life. I'd like to see some video of this dog "running." Does anyone know of a link?
 
theGreenBunny said:
I, for one, welcome our new armless walking dog overlords.
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Break out the zero gravity curlies!
 
theGreenBunny said:
I, for one, welcome our new armless walking dog overlords.
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Yeah, but you've always been a brown-nose. :E
 
Damn, if only it was a wolf, it would explain the theory of werewolves
 
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