headcrab poll

[alyxvance]

Now before anyone says alyxvance stop posting this b*****it there is nothing wrong with asking other peoples' opinions.
vote for your favourite headcrab

 

[Jintor]

Wrong forum. Try the Half-Life General forums.

 

[Xendance]

He's unbanned, time for a lol.

 

[Tagaziel]

I believe this should be rectified ASAP.

 

[Dog--]

Please ban, for the love of pasketi.

Make it perma, btw.

 

[Stigmata]

Whichever one kills you first.

 

[soulslicer]

I love Alyxvance, he makes my day!

I'll befriend him

 

[Xendance]

Who knew Alyx Vance would be so funny and/or annoying on forums

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Whichever one gives better head. I don't want my dick green and full of puss, and I don't want to finish too quickly, so I guess regula.

 

[Naudian]

Poison.

It looks cool and makes cute noises.

 

[Raziaar]

I find it funny that in typing bullshit, they censored it out. lol

And speaking of the half-life sections of these forums...

I'm never there. I am completely lacking in presence.

Maybe I should start posting there! MUAHAHAHA.

 

[Shamrock]

Fast headcrab FTW.

Also, fast zombie FTW!

Honestly, what is better than a screeching zombie that has just the muscles and bones and scales tall buildings in a single bound?

And it's attack basically rapes you!

And it scares the bloody hell out of you!

COME ON!

 

[Drackard]

Bullsquid

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Chumtoad and Stuka Bat.

 

[SamuraiKenji]

Gargantua

 

[Iron Kat]

I voted normal but i really prefer cuddly.

WOO!!! CUDDLY HEADCRAB FTW!!!!!!!

 

[Asuka]

poison headcrab it looks the best.

 

[AKIRA]

i like crabs.
crabs are red.
crabs live in the ocean.

 

[Saturos]

What did the OP do to deserve such ridicule and scorn?

Other than he posted in the wrong forum, it seems like he's the only one of you so-called HL fans that still cares about the series tbh.
You guys are all so lazy these days as all any of you do is hang out in the lounge! GET OFF YOUR ASSES AND START PRASING HL IN THE ON-TOPIC FORUMS DAMMIT! Lounge is closed.
No more soda and twinkies until I see some HL praising going on!


/reclines on sofa

 

[mocho loco]

oooh i like any headcraps, wait looks like hes banned

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

LOL BANN3D.

By the way, I like don't like crabs. They're really itchy.

 

[Omnomnick]

Normal headcrab is best.

Standard Zombie and Zombine ftw.

 

[Phobie]

Lamar <3

 

[highlander]

Anus