Health-age: recommend me some pills

[Core407]

I'm pretty bored with my life and don't have anything to do most of my days so I've decided to take up running. Are there any pills I can take that'll give me more energy and keep me running?

 

[Solaris]

You don't need pills.

Bananas.

 

[nofx]

just start work your way up, dont try to run 1000 miles on your first day. just get a stopwatch and tell yourself that you are going to run for 45 minutes straight, or run from your home to somewhere far ie like the bank. just set some kind of chart so that you can evaluate your progress. Also do not take breaks while your running, or from your runnin schedule because the breaks will ultimately cause you to relapse and become lazy.

 

[Jerry_111]

Start out with small distances, to point A and then back home. Steadily lengthen your distances every day and then you'll eventually find yourself running 8-10 miles in one stretch without dying.

 

[Uriel]

Steriods?
Carbs do help, pastas, all that jazz.

 

[EEngi]

wtf you're trying to be healthy, but thinking about taking pills?

 

[AKIRA]

xyience nox CG3.

 

[Dekstar]

Ecstasy.

 

[co05]

Pcp

 

[<RJMC>]

what about the natural energyzer called sugar

(right?)

 

[hungryduck]

you want to get fit by taking pills?

You watch to many get "slim fast with this pill" commercials.

 

[Core407]

Pcp

Thats the one.

 

[Geogaddi]

Viagra. It might not help you run faster, but seriously, would you want to f*ck with a guy running down the street wearing short shorts with a raging boner? I think not.

 

[highlander]

^ oh c'mon you know you would

 

[Azner]

Steroids, take a puff.