Heart attack in a blanket; cooking adventures with CybrMan and Kamikazie

[Kamikazie]

CybrMan showed me this site about a bacon log and we thought to ourselves that we could improve upon it. I went to the store and bought 4 packs of bacon and 2 one pound bags of cheese (of course the cashier had to ask what I was doing, I told her I was in a bacon cult). Here is where I shall take you through our journey to the heart attack in a blanket.

This is where all those underwater basket weaving classes came in handy:

Cooked the bacon first:

Once it was done we put cheese over it to let it melt:
Shit, forgot to take a picture. :\

Then we took crescent dough, laid it out and meshed the edges together:

Once meshed we laid a layer of cheese on about 2/3rds of the dough:
Shit, forgot to take picture again.

We rolled the bacon separately from the dough, then placed it on the dough.

Once we rolled it to the end of the cheese, we cut off the last part and capped the ends so the cheese wouldn't ooze out when baking:

After 17 minutes, CybrMan and I didn't want to wait any longer:

Cut annnd serve!

 

[Jintor]

You ******s need to take more pictures and good lawd that looks unhealthy.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Holy shit Kami

 

[Reginald]

That looks epic. What sort of size was it?

 

[DigiQ8]

Holy shit you actually did it!

WHERES MY PIECE!?

 

[ktimekiller]

heart attack on a plate

 

[Kamikazie]

That looks epic. What sort of size was it?

Probably about 10-11 inches.

Holy shit you actually did it!

WHERES MY PIECE!?

Like I told Pesh, you have to come get it. :naughty:

 

[Raziaar]

That looks pretty good! I love the bacon weave. LOL

 

[Krynn72]

How slow is your heart beating now?

 

[Raziaar]

How slow is your heart beating now?

Probably still fast enough for a second one.

 

[Kamikazie]

Slowly, but surely depleting. I think it's down to about 50 bps.

Probably still fast enough for a second one.

This is true...

 

[DEATHMASTER]

More like how hard is it beating.

 

[MJ12]

So ****ing hungry now.

 

[Pesmerga]

Heart rate actually would remain unchanged in the case of increased blood pressure.

Unless you were experiencing a heart attack, in which case your heart rate would sky rocket.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

I saw some documentary that mentioned that as in little as immediately after/during eating something that horrible (think they used big mac as example), the heart starts doing a lot more work.

 

[Pesmerga]

Doesn't make any sense considering the food needs to be ingested by the stomach before anything actually goes through the body. Eating in itself probably increases blood rate, but it doesn't matter what you're eating so long as you're moving your mouth.

Edit - the smell of tasty food might trigger increased heart rate.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Well they showed how it worked. Wish I could remember what the program was.

 

[Jintor]

I would probably throw up given the amount of cheese in that thing.

 

[Azner]

Keep away from Banimal

 

[hool10]

This is the part where I should say it looks gross but it looks tasty. D: Actually, it looks like a hot pocket:

Now gross food is what my cousin ate in Missouri:

Deep fried pickles. Or even worse is what I saw at a NY state fair:

 

[Krynn72]

I would probably throw up given the amount of cheese in that thing.

I would probably throw up just from knowing how bad it was for my health. I'd want to eat it, but my intelligent half would become incredibly nauseous.


EDIT: Lol hool. I thought those deep fried candy bars were exclusive to Louisiana. My friend saw them at a state fair here also.

 

[TimoJay]

I laugh at your fried pickles/candy.

http://www.bigtex.com/foodlocator/

Note: The word "fried" appears 39 times.

 

[Hazard.Squared]

Welcome to the U.S.A. where everything is deep-fried and served on a disc of salted butter.

 

[Omnomnick]

D:!!

Heart Rate - 248

 

[mechanicallizard]

I WANT ONE!

but i cant find bacon!?!?!?! no no no no no no no no no.
but when i do find some, i might try bacon and cheese, for double the health benefits.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I want to **** it and then eat it alive. Holy shit.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Keep away from Banimal

Feeding him baykuns is a bad idea.

 

[G(ordon)-man]

Holy **** thats a bomb. Actually estonian christmas table is more bomb.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

very BAD!

 

[Ennui]

looks delicious

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

In reality it's probably not that much worse for you than all the shitty processed hydrogenated oil infested snacks that many eat on a daily basis. I'd eat a piece for sures.

 

[Evo]

There is more fat than there is meat on those pieces of bacon D:

 

[Eejit]

If you want to bite into some more heart attack food just visit Glasgow.
Fancy a deep fried mars bar? Or a deep fried pizza perhaps?

 

[DEATHMASTER]

candy deep fried...just wtf.

 

[Ravioli]

Omg DO WANT!!!

 

[VoXQuA]

candy deep fried...just wtf.

Nah man, deep-fried Mars Bars are amazing. Sure, you get some intense runs, but it's super delicious. KA and I could cook something at least... 7 times better than faggy bacon and gay cheese in homo dough.

 

[Nitre]

That looks so unbelievable nice.

 

[Jintor]

In reality it's probably not that much worse for you than all the shitty processed hydrogenated oil infested snacks that many eat on a daily basis. I'd eat a piece for sures.

Eff reality, it's all about perception.

 

[G(ordon)-man]

Deep fried :x

Lol i don't even have a fryer!

 

[NeptuneUK]

I demand that this be tried with deep fried bacon!