Heavy mobile use 'damages sperm'

[-Psy-]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6079782.stm

Heavy use of mobile phones may damage men's fertility, a study has suggested.

Good thing I don't use my mobile a lot

 

[StardogChampion]

Luckily I don't own one.

 

[hool10]

Good. I hope the ****er who cut me off on the highway while on his cell cannot have kids. This prevents further gene pool contamination. :thumbs:

 

[Deadline]

Im screwed.... and its all my g/f's fault

 

[MiccyNarc]

So I'll be the only male in my generation capable of reproducing?


AWWWWWWWWWW YEAH

 

[clarky003]

It's quite funny how alot of mobile phones company's play this down. Long term exposure has to be dangerous, I mean you've got a f***ing microwave signal pretty much zapping you.

 

[CptStern]

awesome!!! a high percentage of the people you see who are always on their cell are usually annoying anyways, you want to discourage them from breeding ..now if they couold only do the same for eggs

"hi, Melissa? I-went-shopping-and-I-bought-these-adorable-shoes-and-then-I-saw-this-cute-outfit-that's-just-to-die-for-then-I-ran-into-brittney-who's-such-a-sow-because-she-likes-the-same-shoes-as-me-and-isnt-as-special-cuz-her-father-only-owns-a-volvo

/head s'plodes

 

[Shamrock]

"hi, Melissa? I-went-shopping-and-I-bought-these-adorable-shoes-and-then-I-saw-this-cute-outfit-that's-just-to-die-for-then-I-ran-into-brittney-who's-such-a-sow-because-she-likes-the-same-shoes-as-me-and-isnt-as-special-cuz-her-father-only-owns-a-volvo

/head s'plodes

Rhyming ftw!


Tell me this, by use, does that mean while it is on or when you are actually texting/talking to someone?

 

[Terminator]

I've been saying this for years.
Same goes for using lap tops.

My phone stays in the car and is used in emergencies only.

 

[function9]

Luckily I don't own one.

2nded.

 

[tehsolace]

psh whateva.

*puts cell into front pocket right next to package*

 

[Anthraxxx]

Cell phone sperm reduction is ctrl+w

 

[Krynn72]

psh whateva.

*puts cell into front pocket right next to package*

Phs whateva

*puts cell into pants resting on package*

 

[<RJMC>]

I allways hav mine on but never use it,do my balls get the microwawe shock?

 

[Icarusintel]

****ing girls killing all my sperm... **** girls

 

[Beerdude26]

Phs whateva

*puts cell into pants resting on package*

Phs whateva

*puts cell into package*

 

[kirovman]

Lucky I don't need phones, because I can shout pretty loud.

Or use semaphore for texts.

 

[lePobz]

Pfft, this only affects blonde women. Nobody else has sperm in their ears.

* lePobz runs to the sexist pigs embassy for cover *

 

[tehsolace]

Pfft, this only affects blonde women. Nobody else has sperm in their ears.

* lePobz runs to the sexist pigs embassy for cover *

lol that was both funny and confusing.

 

[CyberPitz]

So that means I wouldn't get a girl pregnant?!

/picks up phone and calls RANDOM PEOPELE.

 

[brink's]

lol what do you think the effect of sitting by ur comp for 2 hours a day is.

 

[CrazyHarij]

But a UK expert said it was unlikely the phones were to blame, as they were in use and not near the testes, and it may be being sedentary was the cause.

so it basically affects every single person who reads this.

also, I guess htis means you can counter the effect by using a handsfree. no direct brainwave-zapping!

 

[Geogaddi]

Pfft, this only affects blonde women. Nobody else has sperm in their ears.

* lePobz runs to the sexist pigs embassy for cover *

That was so going to be my response