Helena Kone needs my help!

[Mellish]

Dear One,
please permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you.
I got your contacts and .I prayed over it and choose you as the next guardian of my life now.
I know my message will come to you as a surprise. Don't worry i was totally convinced to write you in reference of the transfer of my late father's money US$15.5M to your account for onward investment(Hotel / hospital
business /industries) in your country.

I am Helena Kone, the only daugther of the former Late General Richard Kone, of Cote d'ivoire. My late Father was killed following his role as a rebel leader against the government of Cote d'ivoire. Following this political crisis,I was forced to leave our village to Abidjan the capital city of Cte d'Ivoire for my life sake. my father deposited this said money in a prime bank here in Abidjan and used my name as the only daugther as the next of kin. and told me to seek for a foriegn partner overseas that will help me for investment of this money into his country.

I got to know about this information and as well able to recover all the relevant documents regards to this deposit through his foreign adviser here in Abidjan. If you are truly disposed to assist me in transferring of this fund kindly, iam willing to offer you 15% of this money for your effort made during this transaction.write me through this email address. More information about the transfering of this money legally follows immediately after your positive reply.
Hoping to hear from you soonest.

Best regards
Helena Kone.


Here's the email if you want to mess with this scammer.
[email protected]

 

[swan_song1973]

HELP JACK! YOU GOTTA SAVE SENGALA!

i mean the ivory coast...

 

[Seppo]

Dear Mellish

I have a question that I will now proceed to present you with. I noticed that you kindly informed the as to the subject of ****ing herself., The question I mentioned earlier is,what did you mean with "**** you". Please answer with utmost haste. Regards ,,

 

[Mech Man]

What is? A new person to send random spam to? I like where this is going , I shall have some fun with this.

 

[FireStarter]

Someone named Gordon Johnson once sent me a spam message saying he had no arms or legs. He was completely paralyzed and needed 50,000 dollars and my bank account PIN so that he could stop his alcoholism.

What.

 

[Sheepo]

It's amazing how spam goes from being the most irritating thing ever to the most occasionally hilarious thing ever when you switch to a decent mail service.

 

[FireStarter]

Saturday, January 31, 2009 7:51 AM
From: "[email protected]" <[email protected]>Add sender to Contacts To: undisclosed-recipients
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Dear Friend,

I am Mr. Shu F Yang I work with bank sino pac in Taiwan, I have a business transaction to share with you of my partner Mrs Lui if interested get back to me via my personal e-mail [email protected] for more details.

Sincerely,
Mr. Yang

No, seriously.

SERIOUSLY.