hello

[Oranges]

hey.

the sad truth about today's web citizens is that they tend to lurk about before accustoming themselves to the brazen rabble that are people, rather than the other way around.

i am part of this sad truth.

i also share your love of Valves.

i am also game-savvy.

hey.

 

[Shamrock]

Hello there, mother ****er. My name is Shamrock. I will be your ass kicking guide.

Please follow me.... Not too close or I'll kick your ass.

Welcome to City 17.

Enjoy your stay, but make sure you don't die..... or else I'll kill you.

Also, drunk Shamrock is drunk.

 

[Omnomnick]

Also, drunk Shamrock is drunk.

Shamrock also likes the new poo smiley.

But yeah, hello there Oranges.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

we f*cking hate valve

 

[Oranges]

I love you all.

 

[Vegeta897]

That's not going to get you anything around here, bub.

 

[MFL]

All of our love has congealed into hate.

 

[Shem]

Nice try my son but you are far too late.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

 

[Shem]

****

 

[Araviss]

Welcome from a friendly green turtle