Help me scare someone

[Kristafon]

My mom has an alarm clock that you can record your own message on. Any ideas to help scare her to the maximum?

 

[Phisionary]

Go to a maximum security prison, and find the most dangerous killer there who's up for parole. Visit with the killer, and tape record a death threat, having given him her name, address, and a photo. Transfer this onto the alarm clock.

Garunteed for a scare and a laugh!! :thumbs:




Seriously though, I have no idea.

 

[B.Calhoun]

Record yourself saying "IM GUNNA RIP YOUR EYES OUT AND SKULL F*CK YOU B*TCH!"

..that shout get her.

 

[Kristafon]

Ive recorded her some relaxing zombie screams from hl2 to wake up to :naughty:

 

[Champ]

Instead of doing a message on the clock, why don't you just take a kitchen knife and cut up the nearest cat or dog you see and drag it inside and lay it on her bed? Wait.. Nevermind....

 

[DoctorGordon3]

"i Must Find A More Suitable Host Body"

 

[NeptuneUK]

just scream really loud and set it to 3:30 AM... pwned

 

[kingthebadger]

a loud beep shud do it

 

[johnnypoopoopant]

Instead of doing a message on the clock, why don't you just take a kitchen knife and cut up the nearest cat or dog you see and drag it inside and lay it on her bed? Wait.. Nevermind....

hahahaha, got that from Godfather??