Help With Speech

[SimpleAssassin]

Next week at school i need to do a speech and i cannot for the life of me think what to do.

Does anyone have any ideas?

Any assistance will be appreciated and will recieve a virtual jaffa cake.

 

[nipples]

What kind of speech are we talking about? Informative, persuasive, etc.

 

[Vegeta897]

Uhh. What are the requirements? How long does it have to be?

 

[SimpleAssassin]

it has a minimum of two minutes and can be anything. Its in English class.

On Monday my mate is doin it on a fleshlight sex toy. That should be fun.

 

[nipples]

Two minutes? You can do almost anything and as long as you talk at a reasonable pace you'll meet that minimum.

 

[SimpleAssassin]

problem is im getting graded and im not very confident. Basically anything too geeky is ruled out because...well because i just dont want to do that to myself so im struggling for topics.

 

[Vegeta897]

2 minutes? Jeeez. Easy much. I wouldn't even consider that a speech.

I hated speeches.

well because i just dont want to do that to myself

:dozey:


I did a speech on HTML in 8th grade.

 

[SimpleAssassin]

im thinking of doin it on subcultures. Why they come about and the like

 

[SimpleAssassin]

HTML. ****. how was it recieved?

 

[Xevrex]

Nothing geeky? Pfft. Just do it on something that interests you.

 

[SimpleAssassin]

Nothing geeky? Pfft. Just do it on something that interests you.

i said nothing geeky

 

[Gemma]

Ohhh video your friends speech, will he do a demonstration?

 

[nipples]

Just talk about the history of opium or something.

 

[Krynn72]

Do a speech on why fleshlight speeches are inappropriate.

 

[SimpleAssassin]

Just talk about the history of opium or something.

not bad!

yeah i fought about videoing him just for the shits and giggles but being serious it will probably have major social consequences. also i dont have a camera. I might warn a few other pupils to film it on their phone and post it on youtube

yeah if i do it straight after his speech. Also ten reasons why my friend sucks ass

 

[Bad^Hat]

In primary school I did a two minute speech on South Park and got through to the regional finals.

It included an impression of Mr. Mackey.

 

[Reginald]

I used to love doing speeches at school.

I'd literally make them up about 5 minutes before the class. Don't think I ever got less than a B for any oral work I ever did. But I'm pretty confident I guess.

 

[SimpleAssassin]

yeah well im pretty much boned

 

[Krynn72]

Give a speech on how much you life sucks and how you're such a looser and suck at everything. You're pretty good at tell us about it, so I image its even worse in person. A definite A+.

 

[SimpleAssassin]

whoah whoah whoah whoah

actually. that might work. pity.

 

[Sheepo]

What's your favorite sport?

DONE.

 

[SimpleAssassin]

whoah whoah whoah whoah

Actually. that might work.

Edit: crap sorry

 

[Sheepo]

Yeah, if the topic isn't forced on you it's pretty ****ing easy.

 

[SimpleAssassin]

actually i probably would have found that easier, it's the wide range of choice that is proving the difficulty.

 

[Sheepo]

You shouldn't. Think of something you like. Then talk about it for two minutes.

 

[SimpleAssassin]

yeah okay thanks anyway

 

[SimpleAssassin]

**** it i might do it on watchmen

 

[Sheepo]

Edit: Nothing to see here.

 

[MJ12]

Just say this a hundred times and you will be a pro at speech-

How many Penis Poppers does Peter Packer Pop?
How many Peter's Penis Poppers stop before they Drop?
How many penises do Peter's Penis Poppers at the Penis Popper Shop pass?
How many stops does Peter's Penis Poppers Packers do while working in the shop?

 

[SimpleAssassin]

Give a speech on how much you life sucks and how you're such a looser and suck at everything. You're pretty good at tell us about it, so I image its even worse in person. A definite A+.

wow i have been pretty self-deprecating today. what an asshole. sorry about that

 

[Lucid]

Do a hate speech.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQmL-Dg5-NA

 

[SimpleAssassin]

wow i remember watching that and i lol'd at the curb stomp. probs shouldnt have.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Jesus christ
just pick something not too geeky that you know about.
Introduction. Hook line.
Content.
Conclusion.
Include jokes (not shit ones)

Two minutes is nothing. That's, like...two minutes or something. Jeez.

 

[Sheepo]

^Obviously.


I wish I would get a free topic so I could talk about Team Fortress 2 or something. That would be so bad ass.

 

[MJ12]

**** it i might do it on watchmen

Don't.

 

[Naph]

Anyone else need help with tying their shoes?

 

[Darkside55]

speech

two minutes

 

[MJ12]

I agree with DarkSide, do it on Ben Ten.

 

[Darkside55]

If he sings the themesong that's already 1:03!

 

[Ricardian]

Maybe should write some emo poems i do them whining some more about your life