Helplife2.net - Weird pain

[Ravioli]

So i have this weird pain in the area illustrated in the picture above. It only happens when my blood pressure goes up and when breathing heavily (When masturbating, working out, dancing etc). It doesn't feel like muscle pain, it feels more like its inside a bone or something. I have had no physical force hit it at all, so its impossible to have been harmed a bone of some sort.

Anyone? Its been going on for about 4 days now and it doesnt seem to go away. The pain isnt excruciating but it forces me to stop whatever im doing because its annoying as ****.


So, doctors of helplife.net, lets get to work.

 

[swan_song1973]

so why havent you contacted your primary physician?

 

[Eejit]

I expect this kind of stuff from Yanks here, but Italy has an awesome government-run healthcare system iirc. Go ask a real doctor.

 

[Tyguy]

2 out of the 3 listed activities involve exerting your muscles in that same area (assuming you are right handed when you beat the meat). How often do you play the skin flute? I think that may be the problem, loosen up the grip, change hands, use some lotion or something.

 

[Ravioli]

Id go to the doctor but since its not an insanely painful occurrence, i thought id check with you guys first to see if its something regular that comes and goes with people at random.

Tyguy, i use lefthand. Righthand is on the mouse

 

[The Monkey]

Try reducing your masturbation frequency to ten times per day.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

With that muscle being so big, any strain or pull you do to it, makes the whole area pretty painful. If...it is just muscle pain, which it most likely is.

Collar bone doesn't need much force to fracture it, but if you've not had any force on it then it isn't that.

Also, do you lift weights?

 

[Ravioli]

last time i lifted weights was about 2 weeks ago, but i didnt get the pain shortly after that. It started happening about 4 days ago so i dont think its related to that.

Another thing that turns me off from the doctor is because they usually do the normal routine that goes something like this:

"hey hows it going? k sit down and let me pretend to examine you lol k alright now take this Popsicle and gtfo my office so i can take my nap"

 

[VirusType2]

See if you can do a barrel roll.

I'll just tell you what the doctor will tell you: Fap with the other arm and see if it still does it.

 

[CptStern]

MADRE DE DIOS, I'm pretty sure it's Kuru disease. I'd go to a doctor immediately if I were you before something really really bad happens

 

[Ravioli]

MADRE DE DIOS, I'm pretty sure it's Kuru disease. I'd go to a doctor immediately if I were you before something really really bad happens

"Kuru is an incurable degenerative neurological disorder (brain disease) that is a type of transmissible spongiform encephalopathy found in humans."

I knew i shouldnt of had sex with birds. :|

 

[CptStern]

actually I though this is how you contracted Kuru:

"Although it is considered a transmissible prion disease, there is some evidence that the origin of the outbreak was due to consumption of an individual (cannibalism)"


have you been eating the natives again?

 

[VirusType2]

I knew i shouldnt of had sex with birds. :|

Sex with birds, or sex with birds, or sex - with birds.

The answer is d) none of the above.

 

[The Monkey]

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=163033
http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=163026
http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=163032

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[Warped]

do you lie on your back or stand/sit up?? pics or it didn't happen lol jk that was gross