Here at last

[AndrewJ]

Finally got my activation e-mail today :thumbs:

So hiya there all, I am slowing coming into the deathmatch mode but am a single player lover of HL2.

 

[Cormeh]

Welcome! Did you try the fish?

 

[AndrewJ]

The fish?

 

[Cormeh]

The fish?

Topped with Cremé de Beerend. Delis-ee-us!

 

[$kelet0r]

welcome
don't try the fish - after tasting the beerend he hasnt been the same since

 

[Lucid]

After eating that fish... All I remember is falling asleep and waking up with my pants missing... and I was on the sidewalk. :|


Welcome

 

[AndrewJ]

Ahhh so he is the forum nutter....you day may soon be up my nutty nutcase.

 

[15357]

And beware of the Danimal. He ate an entire APC and we had to fire a machine gn and shoot some 2000 tranquilizer darts filled with LSD and Morpine into him to bring him down.

If you do meet him, may god have mercy on your soul. We can't help as Beerdude used up all the tranquilizers. On himself. Again.



LONG LIVE OUR DEAR LEADER MUNRO, SUN OF THE 21ST CENTURY!

 

[AndrewJ]

But I shall bring the google and pink pineapples of death and sorry to him with a army of mad midgets and hairy squares.

Be warned of my eternal drunk ramblings of the 14th kind.

 

[$kelet0r]

you and sulkdodds will get on just dandy

 

[AndrewJ]

Ahhh very good does he like being poked with a stick and called bitch?

 

[$kelet0r]

you'll have to ask him in person :naughty:

 

[Cormeh]

Ahhh very good does he like being poked with a bitch?

Fixed.

Just try the damn fish!

 

[AndrewJ]

What damn fish? you fish loving obsessionalist.

 

[Cormeh]

Your pro bitch anti-fish campaign has been clear for some time. Therefore - I propose a leotard contest.

Best leotard impression wins!

OK, I think I'll just stop now ^_^

 

[$kelet0r]

a true test of masculinity :|
where's shens when you need him

 

[AndrewJ]

masculinity is having your bitch on a leash and a remote control in her brain to tell her when to do what ever you wish her to do.

And having the right to fart as hard as you wish in the living room, and ignite if should the mood be right.

Also being able to have a contest with the guy 2miles away on burping tones.

 

[15357]

The thread has been neutralized.

 

[Muffin Man]

eat mah muffinz bitch, EAT EM AND LIKE IT

 

[AndrewJ]

The thread has been neutralized.

I think I speak wholey for me when I say

HUH?

 

[Sulkdodds]

HUH?

does that headset let you talk to god?

 

[AndrewJ]

Nope, I generally call god when I am skint, right now it lets me talk to google...google knows all.

 

[Dr. Freeman]

Ahhh very good does he like being poked with a stick and called bitch?

he likes wearing frocks, does that count?
and yeah, welcome

 

[Beerdude26]

Holy shit why am I naked

And why are there so many tranquilizer darts here

 

[AndrewJ]

Holy shit why am I naked

And why are there so many tranquilizer darts here

Check for thump marks around your body sounds like you had that orgy again with bubba and the gorilla's. And I heard you was also told the darts are not so you can have your wicked way with his missues in the ape cage.

 

[bvasgm]

Welcome.

Do not provoke the Shens.

That is all.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Hello Andy, welcome to hl2.net.

Don't drink the water...its $2.95 a bottle

/bandwagon newbie central joke.

Someone else do the City 17 one?

 

[AndrewJ]

Hello Andy, welcome to hl2.net.

Don't drink the water...its $2.95 a bottle

/bandwagon newbie central joke.

Someone else do the City 17 one?

I bring my own water, as for City 17 aint much of that place left...what a shit hole. Not a porn shop in sight.

 

[15357]

Holy shit why am I naked

And why are there so many tranquilizer darts here

............



*orders 20 dozen darts and a safe*

 

[Jangle]

............



*orders 20 dozen darts and a safe*

You've let us all down. Not nearly enough propaganda.

 

[Sulkdodds]

I shall post some for him.

(click)

 

[15357]

You've let us all down. Not nearly enough propaganda.

LONG LIVE OUR DEAR LEADER MUNRO! SUN OF THE 21st CENTURY!


DEATH TO THE TRAITORS!

hehe

 

[Zephos]

YOU SIR ARE A ****ING IDIOT!








Goodnight

 

[15357]

Traitor!

 

[Zephos]

Democratic bastard!

*Goes back to communist activities*

 

[Danimal]

And beware of the Danimal. He ate an entire APC and we had to fire a machine gn and shoot some 2000 tranquilizer darts filled with LSD and Morpine into him to bring him down.

If you do meet him, may god have mercy on your soul. We can't help as Beerdude used up all the tranquilizers. On himself. Again.

Yeah, good times. After, I coughed up the APC and used it to pick up chicks. I even tried wearing a ComradeBadger mask but nothing.

 

[Ennui]

This is an unbelievably stupid thread. Welcome, though.

 

[Sulkdodds]

This is an unbelievably stupid thread.

HABEEB IT!

 

[Beerdude26]

/me steals tranquilizer darts while they are bickering

Aww yeah, baby, pappa missed you.
*injectshens*

 

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