Hey All.. Newb here, but not really...

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I'm new to these forums, but not to gaming and the online world. Thought I'd try some etiquette and come post in here before I start posting around the boards. Look forward to meeting you all..

be gentle.. :bonce:
 
Welcome. Obey.


They are watching you, always watching......
 
War Is Peace

Freedom Is Slavery

Ignorance Is Strength

2 + 2 = 5

MUNRO Is Watching You

Welcome to HL2.net, enjoy your stay.​
 
Welcome to our glorious republic.

I am a Grammar Nazi, and I will torture you mercilessly with a gourd and some dental floss if you mangle my precious language...
 
Whoa what's this place?
And what the **** is etiquette?

Didn't that die out with slavery or knights or something?

And what does this mean: "newb but not to gaming"?

I thought everyone was born with a controller in their hands. I was.

"Wazzat Doc, umbilical? No, no... that's the power cord you idiot. Now put me back with your flesh clipping hax."
 
Must....buy.....your ebay crowbars....
 
hi there i'm sulkdodds and i like to post here often (among maby other places) i may look like a mod but actually looks can be decieving don't judge a book by its cover story im a content writer masquerading as real staff has a knob on the end of the world baseball championship-standard issue shotgun rush more mountain lol well anyway welcome to our forum its prolly the best forum around the bend in the highway to hull breach is a very good looking mod actually and of course we cover it along with all the other half-life 2 related news you can find here lol its lucky we have more than one content writer because i'm lazy when I'm lovin'
i'm lazy when I play
I'm lazy with my girlfriend a thousand times a day
I'm lazy when I'm speaking, I'm lazy when I walk
I'm lazy when I'm dancin' and I'm lazy when I talk
I open up my mouth, it comes rushin' out
Nothin', doin' nadda, never, how you like me now?
Wouldn't it be mad, wouldn't it be fine
Lazy, lucky lady, dancin', lovin' all the time
I-I-I-I'm wicked and I'm lazy
Ooooh, don't you wanna save me
Some folks they got money an' some folks lives are sweet
Some folks make decisions an' some folks clean the streets, now

lol neway like i said welcom to our websight we hope you will enjoy your stay in fact like doctor breen and his evil totalitarian regime that recalls the insane brutality of the nazis and the soviets a never ending cycle of occupation, suppression, repression, oppression, extermination lol neway like i was saying we demand you enjoy your stay and thats a rule one don't talk about half-life 2 rule 2 don't talk about

IF YOU LIIIIKE A LOT OF CHOCOLATE IN YOUR BISCUIT JOIN OUR CLUB

of spades are the best weapon for defeating zombies. unfortunately hl2 has no spades so we have to make do with a gravity gun at least this means we have much different choice of ammunitions to make go with the gun for kill zone is not nearly as good as hl2 hell its not even anywhere near as good as halo which is both underated and overrated in equal mesuyre depending on who you speak to/of the devil woman that moderates the politics forum is called bliink DO NOT ANOY HER SHE IS INSANE of course dont tell anyone that i said that or else im in big trouble munro is a lazy bastard but we love him really near me is where he lives quite near me really rly orly yrly quite rly there is also a much amount of forums to be going around in our lovely club but watch out for the secret society of evil illuminati stuyle people who like to pretend they control everything but really its all a bit of a laugh lol anyway what was i saying i forget sometimes id forget my head if it wasnt attached **** me thats a stupid phrase if my head wasnt attached id have no consciousness to speak of so i would most definately forget my head anyway lol im trying to do a shens-style post right here but i'm not sure if its working maybe i should insert more random **** expletives **** **** @$#@( that seems to work lol neway i got an important tip for you DONT DRINK THE WATER because it makes you forget what you were talking about....

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....i remember now lol neway tips for you yeah use the search button did you catch that did you want to hear it again i think you do i tell you use the **** **** ****ING USE THE **** ****ING SWEAR FILTER **** **** USE THE *****************&#@(! MOTHER**** SEARCH BUTTOn to make sure you dont accidentally discuss things that have already been discussed the members dont like that theyre like a cannibalistic cabal who sacrifice noobs to king kong who then runs off with screaming blond-headed actresses to climb up the empire state building and get shot by aeromaplanes tip 2 her eit is are you ready drumroll gogogogogo DO NOT ****ING #@^& MOTHER**** dig up old MOTHER****ING **** **** THREADS threads have a date on them and digging back through anything over 3 pages generally means the thread is old and shit and nobody ever wants to see it again it's like natural selection darwin told us that those organisms that can survive well in their environment will be able to breed more and thus pass on the characteristics that make them survive well meanwhile organisms that find it hard will there will be less of them and so less will breed to pass on the bad characteristics we can determine what is successful and what is not successful by looking at what exists today and how well it does in its environment any animal that exists today logically is perfectly suited to a niche in the natural world its the same with forum threads if a thread was good enough to survive it would still be running and not fossilized somewhere deep underground metaphorically speaking so ****ING don't ****ING bring up old **** MOTHER**** $@)#(@"}"|?<P threads because its ****ING annoying the problem here is it creates a catch-22 situation where you cant discuss whats dbeen discussed before because you'll get flamed and you cant dig up the old discussion thread because you'll get **** **** MOTHER**** $@(*#) flamed so hey what you gonna do its the bane of the forums apart from newbies and idiots foxtrot sucked and farrowlesparrow ftw

IF YOU LIIIIKE A LOT OF CHOCOLATE IN YOUR BISCUIT JOIN OUR CLUB

uniform scrawls all over the walls and whats this shit all over the floor and cracks in the bulletproof glass of the door to the classroom.

smoke curls and papers unfurl atop plastic tables with uneven legs as the children, the dregs of the worst neighbourhood are not understood and get nothing but shit.

bad education is what i call it theres nothing to stall it or stop it or fight it because if you care then you're one of them and they didn't gift you with the necessary skills

there is no society but what we make it and there is no love and there is no hate but what we make and there is no friendship and no compassion but what we make and there is no culture but what we make and traditions are bullshit and dogma is bullshit and society is bullshit old hatreds are bullshit old ties equal bullshit and most things are bullshit when you look at them right

an eye for an eye for an eye for an eye for an eye for an eye for an eye for an eye all the way along the line

we're right and you're wrong all the way along the line

well neway lol hi2u
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DO NOT ANNOY HIM HE ISH INSANE lol.

^rant inserted. Objective complete.
 
Hell if you think thats insane, you should check this post!

...welcome.
 
bvasgm said:
War Is Peace

Freedom Is Slavery

Ignorance Is Strength

2 + 2 = 5

MUNRO Is Watching You

Welcome to HL2.net, enjoy your stay.​
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I did the math, 2+2=6 6, DAMN YOU!
 
_Z_Ryuken said:
"No, no... that's the power cord you idiot. Now put me back with your flesh clipping hax."
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I can't, G0t has hax0red me :(
 
It's not my fault I have AIDS. :<

Well actually it is, but that's besides the point.
 
PENIS PENIS PENIS Welcome!
PENIS I have PENIS a PENIS speach imPENISpediment.
PlePENISase just ignore it PENIS.
 
God damn it!

The PENIS! Epidemic has spread!

|: O!

D:
 
also, Mr. Gordito,
lessthanthree = <3 = heart.

Just thought you shPENISould know.
 
hey Gordito :)
welcome to HalfLife2.net

don't mind some of the crazies here...they are heavily medicated ;)
 
JNightshade said:
also, Mr. Gordito,
lessthanthree = <3 = heart.

Just thought you shPENISould know.
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Yes. I made the mistake of thinking it meant "pointy cock with balls", and a whole thread on love was very disturbing for me.
 
JNightshade said:
also, Mr. Gordito,
lessthanthree = <3 = heart.

Just thought you shPENISould know.
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*injects 500mgs of antipenis*
 
Sulkdodds said:
It's not my fault I have AIDS. :<

Well actually it is, but that's besides the point.
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Shutup dammit! They'll figure it out!
....:P



Welcome, new member, to the glorious fortress of Aweshenness that is halflife2.net
 
Shasta said:
Yes. I made the mistake of thinking it meant "pointy cock with balls", and a whole thread on love was very disturbing for me.
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It became very disturbing once he told us what he thought we were talking about...

...Welcome!
 
Hello and welcome.

wtf happened to that phrase anyway
 
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