Hey I'm new

[pooseBeillBok]

What's up everyone, I'm new to the forum and just wanted to say hey. Hopefully I posted this in the right section!

 

[McGooTheWise]

The Episode one section is our secret introduction section.

Welcome to the forums, btw. Enjoy your stay. Weather it be the rest of your life, or a few short days, at the end of which you may have lost faith in yourself.

Just kidding. We're all rather friendly here.

 

[Acepilotf14]

We used to have a newbie forum but they killed it, the bastards.

So hello.

 

[Warped]

don't listen to him, your going to get butt raped in about 15 seconds. jump out your back window now and proceed north till you reach main st. you'll meet a man at the corner of the deli and gas station, hes wearing a trench coat. do what he says or you'll regret it later. also ditch your cell phone in the back of a truck if possible

good luck

 

[Acepilotf14]

You enjoyed it, Warped.

 

[lame-o]

Before you can become a full-fledged member of this forum, please explain your relationship with Gabe Newell. Then proclaim your allegiance to all Valve games.

 

[Warped]

You enjoyed it, Warped.

i did, but its best to pretend it hurts because everyone on this planet has fantasies of being raped by the same sex :cheese:

 

[Vegeta897]

My god 50x50 avatars look so tiny now. How did we ever live?

 

[Shyam]

What's up everyone, I'm new to the forum and just wanted to say hey. Hopefully I posted this in the right section!

welcome, now wait your turn to be passed around the block.

 

[Azner]

Welcome, seems like a long username you got there.

 

[Raziaar]

Welcome!

My god 50x50 avatars look so tiny now. How did we ever live?

Mine isn't even 50x50!

 

[Acepilotf14]

And then he never came back.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

That's what your mother said when you asked about your father.

 

[Acepilotf14]

My dad lives a city away, thank you very much.

He sends me money on my birthday. Sweet deal.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I HOPE YOU ENJOY THAT MONEY BECAUSE IT COMES STRAIGHT FROM MY PAYCHECK

 

[Acepilotf14]

I buy video games with it

Spoiler

on a related note, my dad was the one who got me into RTS's with Age of Empires 2 like 10 years ago

he's pretty cool, SEE WHAT DRUGS CAN DO TO YOU?
THEY MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR FAMILY, MAN
he's clean now though