Hey!

[watermonster]

After hearing about this forum from a friend (I'll find you!), I joined this forum. I've been a fan of Halflife games ever since it was out. It's truly one of the rare non-strategy games that got my eye.

 

[mindless_moder]

keep your wits about yourself men , she's a feisty one.

 

[watermonster]

Sir, prepare to be annihilated.

 

[the show 1347]

Prepare yourself for the Danimal and Cyberpitz and Cole.

Welcome to the Half-Life2 forums.Enjoy your stay here.

 

[Darkside55]

I don't know what's going on in your avatar, Watermonster, and I'm not exactly sure I want to know.

Welcome to the forums, in any case. You don't want to drink any of our water. Or, maybe you do. We put something in it to make you forget what happens in newbie threads.

 

[Que-Ever]

I was never a newb.

 

[Darkside55]

So I guess you won't mind if I disseminate those incriminating photos of you *cough* not being a newb?

 

[Que-Ever]

Go impregnate them all you want.

...wait. What photos?

 

[mindless_moder]

I don't know what's going on in your avatar, Watermonster, and I'm not exactly sure I want to know.

cat with fish remains sticking out of its mouth , although it kind of looks like its puking .

 

[watermonster]

Yeah, it's just a cat being spotted stealing from the garbage.

 

[soulslicer]

looks like mix of a dog and a cat, and blue too

 

[Higlac]

Are you a lifeguard?

EDIT: Nevermind I checked your profile.

 

[kineaesth]

Two noobs in one day? Far!
HI!
Wuv wu.

 

[MJ12]

Hello, welcome.

When I really think about it, I think people will always treat me as a newb

 

[Acepilotf14]

Don't feed Banimal.

 

[Darkside55]

Watermonster's avatar is the Cloverfield monster.

 

[MJ12]

your the cloverfield monster, thats why you like him so much

 

[watermonster]

Prepare yourself for the Danimal and Cyberpitz and Cole.

You don't want to drink any of our water. Or, maybe you do. We put something in it to make you forget what happens in newbie threads.

Don't feed Banimal.

I think I'll need to browse this place in a hazard suit.

 

[Danimal]

It's fine. Really, take a swig of thou water, place thyself upon thine dinner plate.

 

[soulslicer]

am i a newbie ?

 

[Darkside55]

If you have to ask...

 

[Xendance]

am i a newbie ?

yes

 

[Lucid]

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[Que-Ever]

^nice.

 

[Acepilotf14]

No! DO NOT FEED BANIMAL! HE DRINKS THE WATER HERE!

 

[Iron Kat]

Don't feed Banimal.

Dammit, you beat me to it!!!
And welcome. Watermonster. IT'S NOT SAFER HERE. Hah, no one beat me to saying that, though!

 

[Xendance]

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[Tollbooth Willie]

Bitch, take some mother****ing cake and amend it mouthwise momentarily.

Welcome.

 

[soulslicer]

Mew, stop staring at me..

 

[Exploder]

Hello there watermonster, you will be my primary water source from now on, thanks. I will drink from you tonight

 

[Xendance]

Bitch, take some mother****ing cake and amend it mouthwise momentarily.

Welcome.

You stole my siggy quote, you gay.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

The ingredients are one cup water and ten pounds of shut the **** up.