hi my name is talula does the hula from hawaii

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A judge in New Zealand made a young girl a ward of court so that she could change the name she hated - Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii.

Judge Rob Murfitt said that the name embarrassed the nine-year-old and could expose her to teasing.

He attacked a trend of giving children bizarre names, citing several examples.

Officials had blocked Sex Fruit, Keenan Got Lucy and Yeah Detroit, he said, but Number 16 Bus Shelter, Violence and Midnight Chardonnay had been allowed.

One mother wanted to name her child O.crnia using text language, but was later persuaded to use Oceania, he said.

UNUSUAL NAMES
Allowed: Violence; Number 16 Bus Shelter; Midnight Chardonnay; Benson and Hedges (twins)
Blocked: Yeah Detroit; Stallion; Twisty Poi; Keenan Got Lucy; Sex Fruit; Fat Boy; Cinderella Beauty Blossom; Fish and Chips (twins)
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maybe her parents didnt loved her that much
 
Because he's a WILD BUCK looking for a MARE to RIDE, if you get my drift.
 
The people that thought of some of these names need special injections. With lead, fired from BAZOOKAS.

"No. 16 bus shelter" wtf
 
Well if that No. 16 kid becomes a badass he could just call himself "Number 16" from there on and pretend hes like a robot from the future or something.

These kids are going to have horrible childhoods oh god D:
 
Actually thinking about No. 16 Bus Shelter I think that kid was named after the place of conception.
 
I read that as "Conception , birth and ejaculation".... i lol'd.
 
Midnight Chardonnay
what a kickass name
 
I always thought Richard Wyper was a phenomenal name.
 
batman-suparman-02a.jpg





my fave name:

A City of Poughkeepsie man was arrested Thursday after leading police on a high-speed chase through the city, which came to an end on the lawns of two Washington Street homes.

Officer Garth Mason was on Market Street at 6:37 p.m. when he saw a car, operated by Landocalrissan Butler, 27, of Winnikee Avenue, speeding and moving into the officer’s lane, almost striking his car, said Deputy Chief Tom Ghee.
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http://www.poughkeepsiejournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080208/NEWS05/80208042
 
when he saw a car, operated by Landocalrissan Butler, 27, of Winnikee Avenue, speeding and moving into the officer’s lane, almost striking his car
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I got your promise now, not a scratch. :laugh:
 
Registration officials blocked some names, including Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit, he said. But others were allowed, including Number 16 Bus Shelter "and tragically, Violence," he said.



Wow... people are so stupid.
 
I think Violence would be quite a nice name if the word didn't already mean something.
 
Saw this today and it made me laugh, but I must admit I afterwards it made me think they really need to make having children require a license and some kind of IQ test (maybe reduce the numbers of pointless futureless ying yangs being dropped everyday). I'm all for interesting names as it adds character, but names like most of those in the article are better used on racing horses or pedigree dogs/Cats. Witty as some of them are, they don't really seem like the sort of names, responsible or loving parents are going to give their Kids.
 
/agrees with Highlander :|
 
My mum caught this on the news last night and told me about it. As a kindergarten teacher, she LOATHES parents giving their kids names like this. She'd probably have a few to add to that list as well...

Sulkdodds said:
I think Violence would be quite a nice name if the word didn't already mean something.
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Especially if they were triplets with Sex and Drugs.








And had especially irresponsible and abusive parents, for ironic effect.
 
This would be solved if you needed a licence before you could be a parent.
 
I always wanted to name my kid Paper Towel.
 
You could call a kid Stay. Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay! Confuse the hell outta him.
 
This thread is now about horrible children's names.


Crackhead Methlab

Kind of elegant.
 
There's a whole bunch in Freakonomics (Thank you, Grey Fox :p)


Amcher: Albany Medical Center Hospital Emergency Room, iirc.



And then there was Shithead, pronounced sha-teed. :laugh:
 
I'm gonna name my kid "the guardian angel of the northern skies".

Which would actually fit in 2 syllables in Korean.
 
My last name is so unfortunate, all I'd have to do is name my kid Jack. :(
 
I will name my kid "the fastest sperm"

atleast it have logic

"jimmy"
"present"
"toby"
"present"
"the..fastest sperm?"
"present"
 
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