hi newbie here

[headz]

hi newbies. just wanna say hi.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Disgusting.

 

[Cormeh]

Fill yer boots kid. Welcome!

 

[Beerdude26]

Don't listen to poor old Sulkdodds, he's having a nervous breakdown (or something).

Watch out for certain Senior Members, they're a bit wary of newbies.

Oh, and DO NOT RESURRECT OLD THREADS (Check the upper left corner of the reply to see when the last reply was made. Don't reply in a 5 month old thread, for example).

 

[SpArKs]

Hi!


6char

 

[The Monkey]

Well cheers, mate!!! Have a pint and sit down.

 

[15357]

10-32 on central plaza, all units please respond to 10-32.

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[Sulkdodds]

So what was the 'end of immaturity' line for?

 

[Ennui]

Welcome

*insert Ennui welcome speech here*

 

[SpArKs]

So what was the 'end of immaturity' line for?

/me begins to wonder.

 

[15357]

So what was the 'end of immaturity' line for?

Well, just for show.

 

[Danimal]

It's ok to bump old threads as long as it's neccassarily vital to the topic of the thread.

Anyhoo, don't each the chips and dip... It isn't dip.

 

[Evo]

Warnig Catch 22 situation alert:

Digging up old threads=Death
Creating Duplicate threads=Death

You just can't win these days

 

[$kelet0r]

welcome back princess jen!
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>.>
what?

 

[The_Great_Walter]

hello, child. We embrace you into the HL2.net community........wargeaegaagvz degaglmaelçgnrhnjrhsjhjiejeasepa´plkaekgepokepkhpharkphrithnithitho

Welcome

 

[Beerdude26]

hello, child. We embrace you into the HL2.net community........wargeaegaagvz degaglmaelçgnrhnjrhsjhjiejeasepa´plkaekgepokepkhpharkphrithnithitho

Welcome

Stop trying to masturbate while posting :hmph:

 

[SpArKs]

Stop trying to masturbate while posting :hmph:

I wondered what he was doing!

 

[Vlad_Taltos]

DIE YOU PIECE OF CRAP-SH** NEWBIE, NEWBIES ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH. GO BACK TO AWP-NEWBING ON COUNTER-STRIKE YOU DOOFUS. Actually, I'm one too. Welcome. My insults are really homosexual, by the way, but I'm not, I swear.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Then contact Angry Lawyer. He will make you gay, he's that hawt.

WARNING TO NOOB: This forum has sexual orientation.

 

[Vlad_Taltos]

Even if he was hot, I'd puke, lawyers just make me do that.

 

[SpArKs]

Even if he was hot

Gay bar!

 

[The_Great_Walter]

Stop trying to masturbate while posting :hmph:

I'll be sure to keep that in mind...

 

[SpArKs]

I'll be sure to keep that in mind...

Hmm.... StickyKeys come to mind!

 

[Adabiviak]

...use the search feature before posting a question too. Some of the locals don't take kindly to abusing that.

 

[WacK]

Spirits be with ya mon!