Hilary's horse comes in second, has to be euthanised

it was euthanised for broken ankles?
 
yes, horses without use of legs = a one way trip to the glue factory


but that isnt the point of this thread
 
CptStern said:
yes, horses without use of legs = a one way trip to the glue factory


but that isnt the point of this thread
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It is now!


You see RJMC a horse can't really do anything with broken ankles/legs. They even sleep standing up. It's more humane just to put it down.
It's pretty difficult to mend a broken leg with a horse, I guess you could hang it in some kind of a sling, but that probably isn't very good for it either.
Maybe if it was a stallion you could try keeping it alive in a sling to still use it to stud, but that's pretty selfish and unfair on the animal.
 
....but hilary's horse beaten by a horse named Big Brown ...do you guys not see the irony here?
 
irony?? Whats horse racing got to do with metal things??
 
Beats me. Does stern have a stirrup fetish or something?
 
lol, everyone in this thread is either failing epicly or ****ing hilarious
 
ok I'm not that guilible and you guys arent that dumb (at least I hope not), you're yanking my chain




but admit it some of you dont understand the story here ..it's ok to admit the occasional stupid moment every now and then
 
Aw, the poor horse, but it would probably have a terrible life without dependable use of its legs.

Now to make Hillary trip...
 
ITT we discover Stern's wicked obsession with euthanasia
 
Jesus, am i the only one connecting the color brown to obama?
 
I'm seriously starting to think you're also in the minority Ty
 
so it was like

"oh poor belle,dont cry baby,though now you are not usefull to me to get money so bye"*put piston gun in forehead and press*

and yes we know "lol brown =obama,ya get it!!??1" but big brown sounds like a porn actor name
 
Tyguy and Andrew don't know how to play. YOU DON'T HAVE TEAM SKILLS.
 
hw changes color to better suit his environment. He was white last week when he spoke in Georgia.
 
Sterns is obviously just suggesting we go Nancy Kerrigan on Hillary.
 
Thread is full of lols.

You guys almost fooled me into thinking you didnt get the joke... I know better now.
 
Brown....Obama....Brown....Obama.


Oh, I get it.....

The horse got euthanised! hahahahahahahaahahaha.
 
So, there was a horse named Big Brown who picked Hillary to win the election, but she didn't so she was euthanized?
 
That is a pretty funny coincidence. I'm reminded of that Far Side comic where some veterinary student is studying for the chapter on equine medicine, and all the remedies, be it for a runny nose, splinter, or any malady, were "Shoot".
 
lol I remember that particular comic


Direwolf said:
Sterns is obviously just suggesting we go Nancy Kerrigan on Hillary.
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actually I was hoping you'd euthanise her after she lost the democratic nomination ..it's the only humane thing to do ...but a kneecapping a la kerrigan is good enough for me
 
Eejit said:
Maybe if it was a stallion you could try keeping it alive in a sling to still use it to stud, but that's pretty selfish and unfair on the animal.
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he gets to lay around all day in a hammock banging girl horses and that's unfair?
 
JFry said:
he gets to lay around all day in a hammock banging girl horses and that's unfair?
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More likely he'd be jacked off by wierdo stud farmers than actually banging, if he was in a sling like that.
Plus, not being able to run around would kinda suck. For a horse.
 
He could learn how to use the internet.

Using the internet and having people giving you handjobs sounds like a damn good life for a horse.
 
Female horses can't give good handjobs any way.
 
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