hl1... GORDON TALKS!?

[spamboo]

in hl1 when the cyrstal carriage comes up if you wait awile, the scientists in the control booth start talking to you. then a voice different from the scientists (sounds like it any ways) says,
"whats he doing in there?"
then a scientist says
"nothing you need to worry about gordon."

if it is gordon then that would screw up valves "you never talk 'cuz you ARE gordon" relisizm factor.

so is it gordon? go and play that first part and tell me what you think.

 

[Mr.Reak]

On drugs eh? Well, I know that good medical center here in CALI, called Eden Hospital. They can help you.

 

[nw909]

No its probably the other scientist that was with the scientist that let you in, like I think it was Slick and Einstien so its like:

Slick: Whats he doing in there?
Einstein: Nothing you need to worry about gordon...

Like hes reassuring gordon to slide the crystal in.

 

[OCybrManO]

Why would Gordon be referring to himself in the third-person?

 

[spamboo]

hey bender why dont you go to detox. then we will talk. (i like futurama too)

 

[nw909]

Read my post, I answered your question.

 

[spamboo]

i was talking to mr.reak

 

[nw909]

I know, but read my post.

 

[LoneDeranger]

This confuses a lot of people, but yes, it's actually the scientists talking. The idea was to make you feel a bit guilty for what you did, as if you have done something wrong.

 

[nw909]

Translation of what the scientists are saying:

Sci1: WTFUXOR IS HE DOINGS!!!???!1one?
Sci2: GORDON YOU FUXTARD MOVER THE CRYSTAL IN SO WE CAN DIE ALREADY STOOPID ARSEFACE!!!!!@

 

[SenorDingDong]

AOL 12 Year old'er Translation!

Sci 1: WUT H3 DONG IN THEIR?!!!? OMG WTF LOL
Sci 2: NOTHNG U NED 2 WORY ABOUT GORDON!!1!1 LOL

 

[el Chi]

Originally posted by nw909
Like hes reassuring gordon to slide the crystal in.

Must... resist... innuendo... urge...

<Ahem> But I agree that Gordon DOESN'T actually speak... But Barney in BS does, even though you don't hear him. Which is two times bad. Silly Blue Shift.

 

[nw909]

I worded it badly...

 

[Fat Tony!]

wot is the "cyrstal carriage" ??!

 

[Korgoth]

Originally posted by Fat Tony!
wot is the "cyrstal carriage" ??!

Its the shopping cart thing that you push into the beam thing that screws up all the things