HL2.net Caption Competition

[Jangle]

funniest caption wins. there will be a new image every day, or maybe two today to get things going..

please put your captions in bold so people can tell them from the rest of your mindless chatter.

here we go..

 

[Danimal]

Looks hot :naughty: - xlostx

 

[Jangle]

it has to be a caption for the image... :rolling:

 

[Danimal]

It is!

 

[Nephtis]

"And then I said to the black guy..."

 

[Danimal]

"and BAM! I took out the camper"
"Your mum is a crusty old cheese sandwhich!"
"I took your ball, Blair the Hair. What are you going to do about it?"

 

[kirovman]

"My dad is bigger than your dad Mr. Blair!"

 

[Nephtis]

"Lamas are sooo sexy"

 

[Jangle]

haha, these are great

 

[Danimal]

"And then the wind turned..."

 

[The Monkey]

"The guy behind hasn't got a clue what I'm talking about."

 

[ship]

"No, no. She's just here to sweep up the floors when we're finished."

 

[Tr0n]

"Aye lad...I took the pills and I still couldn't get it up..."

 

[Gorgon]

"eh, YOU are PWND noob..."

 

[Sloth]

"When does the Botox wear off?"

 

[JellyWorld]

"Damn this botox is getting on my nerves"

Edit: Argh! Previous poster beat me to it :O

 

[The Dark Elf]

"It might be funny to you but this is really painful!"

 

[venturon]

Unfortunately for poor Howard, people don't agree with Politicians. They agree at them.

 

[chu]

"I hope they don't smell this..."

 

[Edcrab]

Mr. Howard gets a nasty surprise when an infiltrating backbencher let's him know what she really thinks of the Tory manifesto...

 

[clarky003]

'yes actually, it does sqeak a little when I squeeze'

 

[Ennui]

You see him, then you stick your finger up his butt'ole, like this!

 

[Ames]

Cat got no keys n3wb.

Bleh.

 

[nick_t]

Mr. Howard, may we hear your rebuttal?
Whuuut!!!
May we hear your rebuttal?
Whuuuuut!??!?!
May we hear your rebuttal?
WHUUUTTT!??!?!
May we hear your rebuttal?
OKKKKAYAAYEEE!

 

[Vorac1ous]

"Then I told George to go look for weapons under the couch!"

 

[el Chi]

"And then I said to the black guy..."

Someone give that man a medal made of the finest cookies

If I may be so bold as to post the next one?

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Cripes its stuck! - To Howard.

Guy lying down - You know, it started as a lump, but then... well as you can see I even had to give it shorts for deceny's sake

 

[StardogChampion]

"So, Tony, there was an Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman..."

Caption meaning a caption for the image, or like a speech bubble?

 

[LittleB]

For the first one

"...And then I administered the smackdown! LOLOLOL!!!1!"

Second one

New evidence has surfaced that near the end of the war Nazis starting using POWs for useful purposes instead of just slaughtering them...

 

[C-O-N-Spiracy]

.. And so, Michael Jackson was doing this with the boy.

 

[<RJMC>]

"you horn..."

 

[Shamrock]

Don't make me break my foot off in yo' ass.

 

[Rico]

"It was during the period of extended peace after WW2 that the navy decided to change their slogan to 'Stepping on your balls, because we're just that bored' "

"It was during this moment when Tom started thinking that perhaps joining the Navy hadn't been such a good idea after all..."

"After running out of money outfitting the submarine with 'cool war paint' the government had no choice but to hire out their crewmen as cheerleaders for the "Fighting Seabass" football team."

 

[ne0_shiny]

Whats the name of that game thats like strip poker...
strip ______
anyway
my caption would be the word if i knew what it was
you say it when you win a round of the game

edit: this is for the first picture btw

 

[Ikerous]

Whats the name of that game thats like strip poker...
strip ______
anyway
my caption would be the word if i knew what it was
you say it when you win a round of the game

Strip duck duck goose?

 

[Anthraxxx]

here's my submission.

 

[MarcoPollo]

How bout another paint creation.

STFU!


If that happened...I think Id LMAO, seriously



EDIT: For the second one something like....

"Some call it kinky, I call it wednesday."

 

[WaterMelon34]

"Sup sexy lady? Got room for a little vroom vroom!?"

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

How you doin'?

I always wondered what would be good here in this one. I didn't like any of the comments on the CF website (http://www.coxandforkum.com/archives/05.04.01.Gorillain-X.gif)

 

[ship]

I always wondered what would be good here in this one. I didn't like any of the comments on the CF website (http://www.coxandforkum.com/archives/05.04.01.Gorillain-X.gif)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/shipofshame/banana.jpg