HL2.net G.R.O.S.S Party.

[Raziaar]

Welcome to the Get Rid Of Slimy girlS campaign headquarters treehouse.

I don't know what this election is about, but I do know I want to capitalize on it.

Now, I know you might be thinking "slimy girls" is a bit redundant, as all girls are slimy, but otherwise it doesn't spell anything.

There's only one political objective we have.

- Getting rid of slimy girls.

You will serve under our glorious Dictator-For-Life and First Tiger, but they will treat you fairly and even give you the chance to badges and promotions.

Other than that, most everything else is to be decided at various meetings where each member will be given their very own newspaper chapeaux. There is a password to get into campaign headquarters, which I assure you is quite simple and is less than nine verses long and nobody should have any problems memorizing it.

 

[Sheepo]

Gah, why didn't I think of this?!

<3
<3
<3

That is all.

 

[kineaesth]

Oh god, yes. Sold. I'm so in.

 

[Gemma]

Great Idea :E

 

[NeptuneUK]

Great Idea :E

We must get rid of you.

 

[Gemma]

We must get rid of you.

Im ALL man
idiot!

 

[Acepilotf14]

So many of you are obviously having trouble keeping an alliegance to one party. Work on that.

 

[Raziaar]

So many of you are obviously having trouble keeping an alliegance to one party. Work on that.

When you go shopping, you don't fall in love with the first can of refried beans you set your eyes on do you?

 

[Acepilotf14]

When you go shopping, you don't fall in love with the first can of refried beans you set your eyes on do you?

I don't eat beans.

 

[Vegeta897]

When you go shopping, you don't fall in love with the first can of refried beans you set your eyes on do you?

That's his point, people already aligned themselves with the first party they came upon, then are later switching.

 

[Raziaar]

That's his point, people already aligned themselves with the first party they came upon, then are later switching.

And I'm saying what initially catches your eye you may change your mind as you weigh the information.

Anyways. Enough of that.

Even if this party does not get elected into power, I vow to still fight for what we believe in.

I will get rid of slimy girls. I know how to get rid of girls. I will do it my friends.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

This thread is literally gay as hell.