Hocker that took all my money

[Garfield_]

Me and my gf picked a hotel room to you know, " wie wie " and then we kinda got into a fight and she ran away. I got mad and had a couple of beers, a second later i had ordered a hocker to my room. Once she came delivered she drew my pants off and grabbed my penis, she did something so it hurted as hell. I had to go to the bathroom and check it, once i came out she was gone, aswell as my money was.

What should i do, im only 17 so i cant call the cops since everyone will know that i bought a ****ing hocker.

 

[kirovman]

Is this before or after you migrated to America?

 

[Garfield_]

i havent migrated yet ;/

 

[Beerdude26]

Holy ****ing crap :|
Can you remember what she looked like?

 

[Solaris]

Pwnt.
Seriously, you got mother f****g owned to the max.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

This is the only time I'm going to agree with Solaris.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[kirovman]

I remember the days when Garfield threads were about "how to get a gf plz??"

He's come a long way since then.

PS just call the police, you probably didn't actually do anything illegal in that a hooker mugged you.

 

[Kamikazie]

is that the same thing as a hooker? or is hocker something completely different.

 

[kirovman]

Are you on the internet in your hotel room now? Or did she steal your laptop too?

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Pwnt.
Seriously, you got mother f****g owned to the max.

:smoking: Yes.

 

[Garfield_]

of course i know what she looks like, she was so damn hot. but she took all my 120€. There might be nothing i can do, atleast she had her hands on my dick

 

[short recoil]

Is this a joke?

EDIT: Find the hooker, ram a knife up her snatch and cut her all the way to her neck, then find another.

 

[Solaris]

I orignially thought it was a miss-spell of hacker.
But then enter the Penis grabbing.

 

[Garfield_]

Are you on the internet in your hotel room now? Or did she steal your laptop too?

No im home, it was only for one night.

 

[kirovman]

Oh yeah, i'm sure that a thief having her hands on your wedding tackle was so worth €120.

Wait till you get to america, that'll be €1200.

 

[Codcommando]

Im not sure I trust a guy who cant spell *Hooker*,but i'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

 

[evil^milk]

for some reason, this doesn't really get my credibility.

 

[Garfield_]

im from sweden not america, hooker or hocker is the same for me

 

[SimonomiS]

My sister said cheers for the €120. Just gotta change it to pounds now.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

I find this a hillarious thread. TWINKIE HOUSE! /me punches Simonomis

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Garfield_]

I find this a hillarious thread. TWINKIE HOUSE! /me punches Simonomis

-Angry Lawyer

aww you dumb, you should feel sorry for me. that money may not be much for you but for me it was, and it was for my gf b-day present. Now all she gets is a bounch of flowers, all i can afford :/

 

[Que-Ever]

I read the title as "hockey that took all my money"

oh btw angry lawyer, I wanna hear your ghost story :O

 

[SimonomiS]

Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

 

[Shamrock]

HHAAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...


It is HOOKER. You dumb shit.

 

[Garfield_]

whatever skamrock, it doesnt matter since thats not important now, the important is that i lost my ****ing shitty money and all i got was a woman touching my dick for 10 secs.

 

[Naudian]

Did you miss this Shamrock?

im from sweden not america, hooker or hocker is the same for me

Stay away from hockers :O

 

[dream431ca]

whatever skamrock, it doesnt matter since thats not important now, the important is that i lost my ****ing shitty money and all i got was a woman touching my dick for 10 secs.

Your fault..GET OVER IT!!

 

[short recoil]

whatever skamrock, it doesnt matter since thats not important now, the important is that i lost my ****ing shitty money and all i got was a woman touching my dick for 10 secs.

You deserved it tbh.

 

[Garfield_]

okey, this was just a joke ;D

 

[Captain M4d]

Pwnt.
Seriously, you got mother f****g owned to the max.

Yes. Veyr much so.

 

[short recoil]

okey, this was just a joke ;D

A joke that achieved what?, everyone taking the piss?

 

[dream431ca]

okey, this was just a joke ;D

I hate you now.

 

[Solaris]

A joke?

Wtf, BANT!

 

[Beerdude26]

okey, this was just a joke ;D

Yey now I can laugh at you without feeling guilty \0/

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Garfield_]

I hate you now.

eew thats nothing new i suppose, everyone hates me here

 

[SimonomiS]

okey, this was just a joke ;D

Sure it is.

 

[short recoil]

The whole thing was a joke, even the girlfriend part, that's sad.

 

[dream431ca]

eew thats nothing new i suppose, everyone hates me here

I would have hated you more if you actually did ditch your girlfriend for some hooker...and even your girlfriend was a joke too wasn't it?

 

[Beerdude26]

The whole thing was a joke, even the girlfriend part, that's sad.

I believe "lawl pwnt" is in order here

 

[Garfield_]

I would have hated you more if you actually did ditch your girlfriend for some hooker...and even your girlfriend was a joke too wasn't it?

yes i have no gf for now, though id never even think about thinking of a hooker =)

EDIT: this is a good idea for my song " The hooker took my money "