Holy Crap... TITOR WAS RIGHT (daily show)

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The Daily Show just went to commercial break saying "WHICH SIDE SHOULD YOU TAKE ON THE UPCOMING CIVIL WAR?" no joke.. haha!

Ok stupid coincidence but still more proof is mounting, guys learn firearms and water distilling methods asap, find neighbors with similar skills and form fallout shelters this sh!t is going down!
 
Wait...what sides were there again.I forgot most of the titor story...
 
Tr0n said:
Wait...what sides were there again.I forgot most of the titor story...
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Something about us being enclosed by giant borders because of the water shortage and then the east declares war on the west because of political differences or something.. in any case tinfoil hat time! guys brush up on your gun skills!
 
I don't think he was specific on the sides. Instead of the North and South.....lets do the east and west sides...now.....then diagonally....then back to north and south....then.../me throws a pebble into the circle of life ;(
 
We just have to wait and see....
 
I'm scurred :( anyone in milwaukee area with lots of guns and water distilling equipment?
 
i am fully prepared for a civil war/zombie infestation. i am proficient with firearms, im in shape, and my survival skills are excellent.
 
I loved how the Daily Show correspondant was playing Halo.

"I was exit polling some Covenant aliens."
 
Too right. There may not be much time left. He predicted the Chinese space launch too didn't he?
 
You know what this means don't you? THE PENGUINS ARE COMING!!!!1111
 
Supposedly it was a sort of "country vs. city". Central governments had control of citizens in cities due to concentrations of police forces, rural citizens were unable to be controlled.

Thinking this little bit of unrest will lead to civil war is silly though. Wasn't anyone here alive in the 60's/70's? >_>
 
So Jhon Titor is right?

Son of a bitch...
 
Sh4mp00 said:
I'm scurred :( anyone in milwaukee area with lots of guns and water distilling equipment?
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Sounds like you getting ready for the dead to come back to life...

Dawn of the Dead anyone?

I'm proefficient at melee blunt weapons as well as surviving long winters. But I don't have to worry because I live in the UK.


Shit, Bush will be asking for our help not long after :eek:
 
wow, glad i'm at a military school, we all have weapons, and supposedly plenty of ammo to go around, bring it on, i say!
 
I just went to the John Titor website, and according to him light is bent around the capsule. If light is bent, time is bent also (think black holes).
 
Mattigus said:
I loved how the Daily Show correspondant was playing Halo.

"I was exit polling some Covenant aliens."
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linkage?
 
65. "The civil war in the United States will start in 2004. I would describe it as having a Waco type event every month that steadily gets worse. The conflict will consume everyone in the US by 2012 and end in 2015 with a very short WWIII."
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"From within, it devours."
 
How ironic would it be if Titor was the one responsible for the civil war?

He has many afraid of WWIII, and those who begin overreating will likely invoke the means of a civil war unintentionally.

:rolling:
 
I just went to the John Titor website, and according to him light is bent around the capsule. If light is bent, time is bent also (think black holes).
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According to this magic fairy I was talking to, if you headbutt a wall 5,000,000,000 times you gain magical powers.
 
I don't care, as long as we make it to November 16th I'm cool. And maybe a few more days to finish it and play some CS:S.
 
John Titor is a hamster and he smells of elderberries miles away.

Can't we just all forget him, hmm?
 
Yes please - anyone who is reading this that doesn't know - JOHN TITOR IS A HOAX!

Please stop talking about him.
 
DEATH eVADER said:
I'm proefficient at melee blunt weapons as well as surviving long winters. But I don't have to worry because I live in the UK.
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everyday life for us....
 
we11er said:
Yes please - anyone who is reading this that doesn't know - JOHN TITOR IS A HOAX!

Please stop talking about him.
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Thank you, "Captain. We allready knew that."
 
John Titor just made a lucky guess. Big deal, it's not hard to choose out of two people.
Let's see if John Titor can tell us what happens in Half-Life 2.
 
No, because he disapeared some time ago.

I'm skeptical, but who knows? If there actually is a civil war next year I'm stockpiling food and batteries for my gameboy, and building my own nuclear bunker. Even if I do live in Britain. Can't be too careful. ;)
 
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