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LOL read this, My friend sent this to me on msn.
I think it was some idiot trying to be funny...

Hello everyone, I'm Legend.
Here at my house I thought it would be a good idea to review the new upcoming game "Half-Life 2". Since I don't have the game and VALVe, the creators of the game, Are all Abit slow in the head and didn't send me a copy to review, I'll have to do this based on what I have at hand.

First I read some of the other review i've foud on the internet. What can I say about this apart from THEY MUST THINK IT'S GOOD FOR 90%+ scores. I don't like to read much so I just looked at the pictures, What can I say "Half-life2" is going to be a huge let down for all gamers around the world. VALVe the idiots who didnt give me a copy to review say HL2 will have awsome phyiscs and other crap, All I can say is this is total bullshit. If you shoot a crate in-game you'll see the gun move in your hand, Now you might be asking what this has to do with physics, I'll answer you with the reply of "Nothing, It's just so bloody annoying shooting things and seeing a hand moving on the screen."
In the screen shots I have seen there is nothing new or good about the game, the graphics look crappy, Just like Half-Life1. And the monsters are almost as bad as Doom 1.

Next I looked at some of the bink videos. These were 100% CRAP! they just helped me confirm how bad Half-Life 2 will look, With moving hands and stupid sounding monsters.
Why would anyone want to play a game like HL2? You? I think not, You'll have to be retarted to want to play HL2. I suggest you play Halo 2 or something great like it. halo 2 will be millions of times better then HL2 could ever be. But im not here to review Halo2 so i'll get off the topic.

I have nothing more to say about this but DO NOT BUY HALF-LIFE2, IT WAS MADE BY RETARDS FOR RETARDS!

Over-all rating 1/100 or 1% = worst game ever!

-Legend at Home gamers Reviews.
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lol either an idiot who loves halo or trying to b funny
 
i think he was reviewing the first wolfenstein game.
 
What a pathetic attempt at satire, if it even is that.
 
He's obviously a HL2 fan taking the piss out of Halo 2 and its fans ......... just not doing it very well.
 
That guy is a complete Fudd.

He cant be serious, i mean come on....

Wouldnt surprise me though with all the completely spaztic halo fanboys who know their crappy game is gonna get raped by Hl2 running around the place.
 
Thats just bad. It´s not funny, nor is it serious. Total waste of internet space.
 
Takes fanboy-ism to a whole new level.

And I don't mean up.
 
DARN...im retarded cause im gonna paly HL2 :( nooooooo
 
I cried T_T

Well...to think that HL2 would be like that! x_X
 
That's it. Who wants my steam account? (Silver package)

account: Phil36
pwd: hl2isthesuck
 
Chiefi said:
That's it. Who wants my steam account? (Silver package)

account: Phil36
pwd: hl2isthesuck
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omgZ0rZ!1 LIES that account doesn't exist !!!111oneone.
 
HAHA! that was really funny! :) and I mean it. I know HL2 is gonna be the best game ever, so that little thing cant touch me, but it was f*ck*ng funny! :D
 
Actually, I think we need to create a new internet for smart people with an opinion that matters and makes sence. Of course a test would be a must to prove your not stupid/noob/"to young"/whatever before getting the chance to surf "internet 2.0" =)
 
eiric said:
Actually, I think we need to create a new internet for smart people with an opinion that matters and makes sence. Of course a test would be a must to prove your not stupid/noob/"to young"/whatever before getting the chance to surf "internet 2.0" =)
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While we're at it, we can ban people with bad grammar and spelling from it.
I liked this. I didn't think it was that fun, but I liked it since it was about time someone made fun of all the people who are trying to review HL2 before they've played it(not exactly review, but I trust you to understand).
 
Sharrd said:
While we're at it, we can ban people with bad grammar and spelling from it.
I liked this. I didn't think it was that fun, but I liked it since it was about time someone made fun of all the people who are trying to review HL2 before they've played it(not exactly review, but I trust you to understand).
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Have someone tried to review it before playing it? That sounds kinda stupid. I mean, the magazines HAVE played it and therefore should write a review.
 
eiric said:
Actually, I think we need to create a new internet for smart people with an opinion that matters and makes sence. Of course a test would be a must to prove your not stupid/noob/"to young"/whatever before getting the chance to surf "internet 2.0" =)
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the problem with this is that there could be rumors floating around the internets.
 
Well looks like you guys were wasting your time waiting for HL2, time to move along. Duke nukem should be out soon right?
 
1%! lol, stupid guy! If Half-Life 1 was and is the best game ever made why do valve want to "waste" their time making a second part who is going to be at least better than the firth one? It cannot get 1% then.. even a hippie who hates war an all that wont give it 1%.
 
god if ANYONE takes this "review" seriously... haha... wow...
 
eiric said:
Have someone tried to review it before playing it? That sounds kinda stupid. I mean, the magazines HAVE played it and therefore should write a review.
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I said, within parentheses, "but I trust you to understand". I shouldn't have. See, I meant when people try to predict what HL2 will be like and in zeal actually believe that it's what HL2 will be, then share it with other people. Like when some say "The shadow issue will mess up the whole game.".
 
Sharrd said:
I said, within parentheses, "but I trust you to understand". I shouldn't have. See, I meant when people try to predict what HL2 will be like and in zeal actually believe that it's what HL2 will be, then share it with other people. Like when some say "The shadow issue will mess up the whole game.".
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Well, I guess I missunderstod. I know people are trying to "review"(everybody guesses what the game will be like) the game before playing it but they don't actually review it (write how it was and post it on the internet, like the first post). Get me? =)
 
Jackal hit said:
the problem with this is that there could be rumors floating around the internets.
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All rumors would be researched and given a false or true tag within days on "The Internet 2.0, developed by eirirc" (know as TI2 hereafter).
 
InFeRnO said:
Well looks like you guys were wasting your time waiting for HL2, time to move along. Duke nukem should be out soon right?
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DNF(term for when someone doesn't it make it to the finish in F1) for life!
 
Bit ironic really to base half of it on graphics been shit then say Halo 2 will be great.
 
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