Honey you taste like Pickled Rum

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"Hungarian builders who drank their way to the bottom of a huge barrel of rum while renovating a house got a nasty surprise when a pickled corpse tumbled out of the empty barrel, a police magazine website reported

workers in Szeged in the south of Hungary tried to move the barrel after they had drained it, only to find it was surprisingly heavy and were shocked when the body of a naked man fell out.

The website said that the body of the man had been shipped back from Jamaica 20 years ago by his wife in the barrel of rum in order to avoid the cost and paperwork of an official return.

According to the website, workers said the rum in the 300-liter barrel had a "special taste" so they even decanted a few bottles of the liquor to take home.





:O







http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060504...a5NsG2s0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-

seriously wtf is wrong with people?
 
KagePrototype said:
Ick.

...

BLEURGH. :x

/spew
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I second that.

After an expiriance like that I would puke at the sight of rum.:x
 
The moral of this story: don't drink anything you find:cheers:
 
"Special taste".

I bet those guys were loving it until they made the discovery. :laugh:
 
Cormeh said:
"Special taste".

I bet those guys were loving it until they made the discovery. :laugh:
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they did:

yahoonews said:
they even decanted a few bottles of the liquor to take home
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"Honey I brought home a bottle of vintage jamiacan, aged 20 years" :x
 
Soylent Green is people!

That would seriously make me puke on sight. A dead, naked guy soaking in rum for 20 years. :x
 
oh dear god that's absolutely horrid
 
Ewwww. I'd puke so much if i had discovered that!

Christ thats distgusting.
 
Hmm... now that I think about it this story sounds kind of fishy. You say that dead naked guy was soaking in rum for about 20 years, I have my doubts about that since i think nothing but bones would've been left. I know this because someone I know managed to get a piece of meat in a jar filled with brandy, and that piece of meat started to fall apart after one day of soaking in the drink.
 
Redneck said:
Hmm... now that I think about it this story sounds kind of fishy. You say that dead naked guy was soaking in rum for about 20 years, I have my doubts about that since i think nothing but bones would've been left. I know this because someone I know managed to get a piece of meat in a jar filled with brandy, and that piece of meat started to fall apart after one day of soaking in the drink.
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alert the internets!! there's a doing's going on!
 
Redneck said:
The moral of this story: don't drink anything you find:cheers:
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That reminds me of one time when I was younger. On a train platform I ran into a couple of friends chucking a Lucozade bottle between themselves. They chucked it to me, I caught it and, being thirsty, opened it and swiftly drank the contents.

Apparently they'd just picked it up off the train platform. I was lucky it wasn't piss.
 
Greatgat said:
It's like the worm in Tequila!
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Exactly what I was thinking. Don't drink the worm!

That reminds me of one time when I was younger. On a train platform I ran into a couple of friends chucking a Lucozade bottle between themselves. They chucked it to me, I caught it and, being thirsty, opened it and swiftly drank the contents.

Apparently they'd just picked it up off the train platform. I was lucky it wasn't piss.
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And that reminds ME of something similar. When I was a little kid I would climb up on the counter-tops to get into the highest cabinets in the kitchen. Mom hid the chocolate-chips and other good finds up there. Once I found a huge bar of chocolate. I took a huge bite and nearly gagged to death. The most disgusting and bitter chocolate ever - non-sweetened bakers chocolate. What a dirty trick I thought. I thought it was set as a trap for me since I had been getting into the confections, but who knows?
 
That is minging :x
VirusType2 said:
And that reminds ME of something similar. When I was a little kid I would climb up on the counter-tops to get into the highest cabinets in the kitchen. Mom hid the chocolate-chips and other good finds up there. Once I found a huge bar of chocolate. I took a huge bite and nearly gagged to death. The most disgusting and bitter chocolate ever - non-sweetened bakers chocolate. What a dirty trick I thought. I thought it was set as a trap for me since I had been getting into the confections, but who knows?
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When i was 6 or something i ate a spoon of baking powder thinking it was sherbet.
 
That rum thing would be sick. :x



When I was little I ate ketchup sandwiches - with mayo - and salt.
Now I think it's it's absolutely digusting! I used to eat that!!
 
I can't find a link but there was a weird show on a long time ago. To be accepted to this club in a bar you would have to drink some beer. But in the beer was a severed finger! :x And to be accepted, you had to drink the beer and let the finger touch you lips. And I will never eat Hersheys Symphony chocolate ever again. My grandma gave me a Hersheys Symphony chocolate bar and I opened up the wrapper and started to eat it. It tasted stale but I was thinking it tastes ok so I went in for another bite. OMG! I found these white squirmy bugs all over the packaging!! These maggots also made holes like termites in the bar also! It was the Hersheys Symphony chocolate bar with Nougets. I almost puked and brushed my teeth so much afterwards. :naughty: *And by the way my grandma gave me 2 to eat. I opened up the other bar and instantly split the bar in half. Soon enough maggots started to squirm out of holes.
 
I ate pancakes one time, but the pancake mix was soo old, there were plenty of dead fruit flies (like hundreds), and I ate 5 pancakes..

I didn't feel sick or brush my teeth or anything, because I already ate them, so it didn't matter, I thought of it like this: Bugs are healthy for you.
 
hool10300 said:
I can't find a link but there was a weird show on a long time ago. To be accepted to this club in a bar you would have to drink some beer. But in the beer was a severed finger! :x And to be accepted, you had to drink the beer and let the finger touch you lips. And I will never eat Hersheys Symphony chocolate ever again. My grandma gave me a Hersheys Symphony chocolate bar and I opened up the wrapper and started to eat it. It tasted stale but I was thinking it tastes ok so I went in for another bite. OMG! I found these white squirmy bugs all over the packaging!! These maggots also made holes like termites in the bar also! It was the Hersheys Symphony chocolate bar with Nougets. I almost puked and brushed my teeth so much afterwards. :naughty: *And by the way my grandma gave me 2 to eat. I opened up the other bar and instantly split the bar in half. Soon enough maggots started to squirm out of holes.
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Eww! Did your Gran know they were maggot infested? That'd be evil if she did :P
 
My younger half-brother was eating some raisins and my step-mom noticed some maggots crawling on them. ****ING SICK.


My father prepared a bowl of chocolate ice cream for my youngest half-brother and my father thought a scoop fell into the sink so he put that on top of my brothers ice-cream. It turns out it was some of that moist fancy dog food. My brother decided that the chocolate ice cream tasted like liver or something. ****ING SICK.

When I was in military school, I was drinking something when I noticed a dead roach floating around in my drink. TWICE! There was another incident when a roach surfaced in my cereal. ****ING SICK.
 
What is it with the USA and maggots crawling in food? :P
Can't say i've ever had any bad experiences with food.
I think probably the worst was a tiny tiny tiny spider in my beans at some resturant...
 
Ren.182 said:
What is it with the USA and maggots crawling in food? :P
Can't say i've ever had any bad experiences with food.
I think probably the worst was a tiny tiny tiny spider in my beans at some resturant...
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Its because we make all the 3rd world countries make/ harvest our food. They always have mosquitoes everywhere in those hot climates. And btw one time there was a dead spider in a gallon of water we got. And I told my grandma after and showed my family the bar of chocolate. They were really disgusted in the maggots too lol. But my mom wasn't surprised and said that bugs always burrow into and nuts, etc. And she said its impossible for all of our food to be bug free.
 
I just take a spoon and scoop up a heaping serving of maggots. They're full of nutrition.
 
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