House Parties, Bars, Strip Clubs, Snowboarding...party in italy

[Ravioli]

So for the past 3-4 days (i dont even know) me and a few friends have just been driving around italy going to random house parties and clubs and partied like crazy. During day we are snowboarding, during night we are drinking and partying. I dont think ive had this much fun since....since i was in my moms womb. We were just at a strip club, all i had to say is "its my birthday" and i got 3 hot chicks grinding naked on me in the private section.


**** i love life. Im so happy now. For the past 80 hours ive had a smile on my face nonstop. I dont want it to end. So much pussy and ass. I wish all of you guys were here right now, id buy all of you a free lapdance and unlimited drinks, even Iron Kat (ur a chick, hope you swing both ways

So yeah, thats all i guess. Have fun and...live life while you can. You only have one so dont waste that shit. Live it to the fullest...if not for yourself, do it for me...and for pussy.
:thumbs:

 

[Vegeta897]

Sounds pretty rad.

/goes back to refreshing hl2.net

 

[MJ12]

Going to bed so I can wake up for a 4 hour class.

/life goes on.

 

[Shyam]

F*** you Ravioli, it's not fair. It's not fair you have hot girls grinding against you while I lead a normal, boring life.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

Ugh, that sounds stressful and anxiety-inducing. Glad I'm not you.

 

[Danimal]

Reality,
This Spiteful Snake,
Rearing it's ugly head.

 

[Mr. Djees]

All activities that involve strapping planks to your feet sucks.

The more you know!

 

[Maestro]

Liar.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Thing is, he's totally drunk(should be easy to tell), so this is probably the alcohol talking.

 

[Reginald]

 

[kineaesth]

HI RAVIOLI WE ARE ALL BITTER AND JEALOUS

 

[Mr-Fusion]

and i got 3 hot chicks grinding naked on me in the private section.

The jealously has quickly turned to rage.

 

[Mellish]

HEY WHY DO YOU GET THE BABES AND THE PARTYS WHILE IM READING BOOKS WHERE AM I GOING WRONG RAVIOLI WHY IM SO JEALOUS

 

[CyberPitz]

Damn, I wish I was like Rav.

 

[MJ12]

Me and a few friends have just been driving around italy going to random house parties and clubs and partied like crazy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjkCvgOKwp4

 

[Danimal]

tbh I'm surprised Warped hasn't come in and spun quite the tale to match this.

 

[Maestro]

He's still working on it.

 

[Pulse]

Reality,
This Spiteful Snake,
Rearing it's ugly head.

**** yes.

Also I'm going to be sat in a pool tonight, drinking gin and tonic through a snorkel whilst surrounded by many bitches and hoes. I love me.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Glad to hear you're having a good time there, Rav. Stay real /brofist

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSJxvi767kQ

 

[Top Secret]

Reality,
This Spiteful Snake,
Rearing it's ugly head.

+1000 points for posting Jens and/or Meshuggah.

 

[Warped]

tbh I'm surprised Warped hasn't come in and spun quite the tale to match this.

I don't spin tales. but there have been times when we started partying at 8am and it didn't end till the next day. this one time my parents were gone out of town and it was summer time, had a kickass pool party it was girls boose and drugs and it was insane. also the best was when i turned 21, my parents were out of town and my house was packed. i don't party at all like i used to but i know what Rav is going through

 

[MJ12]

it was girls boose and drugs

Warped drinks girls booze, ahah, what a sissy!

 

[kineaesth]

I don't spin tales.

this one time my parents were gone out of town and it was summer time, had a kickass pool party it was girls boose and drugs and it was insane.

Oh lawdy lawd.

So how do you find house parties in Italy? You just drive around every street possible until you hear bad music played loud and skanky, stumbling girls in too-small dresses?

 

[Ravioli]

oh wow, guys im so sorry for this thread. Acepilot is right, i still had a substantial amount of alcohol in my system while writing it. Went out for another night yesterday and crashed in some random guys house (dont even know his name) and i slept in a bed with another girl. Ofcourse i wanted to hit it, but she was too drunk and just wanted me to cuddle and warm her, which i did (id call it prolonged dryhumping tho).

Only slept for about 2 hours and went snowboarding again when i woke up, but only had enough energy to go down 1 slope. Then i just layed down in the snow trying not to die. Now il rest for a few weeks, this has really been tough on my body and mind. It was totally worth it tho, shitloads of fun.

So how do you find house parties in Italy? You just drive around every street possible until you hear bad music played loud and skanky, stumbling girls in too-small dresses?

Its all about getting to know knew people. We would just hang out with random people we meet at bars and clubs and if they liked us enough they would invite us to go. This area is also filled with americans due to the airforce base nearby so its really easy to connect with people.

/brofist

/brofist. That reminds me, i met a guy who said bro about 34 times in a conversation. "Hey bro, whats your name bro? Where u from bro? Where u going bro? Whos your friends bro? Want a drink bro? Bro? Bro? bro bro bro? bro!"
EDIT: Also, great vid. I used to listen to the original song a lot a few years ago hahha

 

[Shyam]

hat reminds me, i met a guy who said bro about 34 times in a conversation. "Hey bro, whats your name bro? Where u from bro? Where u going bro? Whos your friends bro? Want a drink bro? Bro? Bro? bro bro bro? bro!"

Reminds me of the Pacific Islanders in New Zealand. They use bro speak a lot.

 

[Sulkdodds]

HI RAVIOLI WE ARE ALL BITTER AND JEALOUS

I'm not bitter. I'm genuinely happy for him.

 

[sinkoman]

This is quite a departure from the "awkward around women AND men masturbate way too much holy shit guys alert the internet I dropped some WEED in PUBLIC WTF I'M SO STUPID" ravioli i've grown to love.

I hope you sampled!

 

[Ravioli]

This is quite a departure from the "awkward around women AND men masturbate way too much holy shit guys alert the internet I dropped some WEED in PUBLIC WTF I'M SO STUPID" ravioli i've grown to love.

I hope you sampled!

Its been a long journey my friend :bonce:

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

We were just at a strip club, all i had to say is "its my birthday" and i got 3 hot chicks grinding naked on me in the private section.

If only that worked here ...

 

[Stormy]

Good job! Sounds like your having a wicked time. Play safe with the ladies tho!

 

[The Monkey]

Oh Rav, teach me how to be just like you.

 

[Mogi67]

I'm glad I'm not in Italy with those damn greasy Mediterraneans (I'm italian so I can say that). Three months in Greece was just long enough to make me never want to go back to that country. Greek dudes are a bunch of cocky assholes with mullets and leather jackets who never got out of the 80's. From now on I'm sticking to Northern Europe where things actually work, like electricity.