How do I reverse this in an oh so cool way?

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My friend has no balls.
Instead of signing me up to porn sites, he's only gone and chosen things like "Sainsburys" and "Virgin Atlantic" ...
And I want to play some mean trick on him which will stop him from signing me up to this. Something which could probaly shock him and think "Wow, thats impressive."

Anything?

Please.
 
Rape him

Alternatively, set goatse as his screen saver when he's on the shitter, and leave him to find it.

I'm not very good at this :(
 
Ha, thanks but;

How would I set goatse as his screen-saver, as I have no access to his pc.
 
Rape him up the ****ing ass. Overload his comp with furry porn.

Even better, smash his computer to shit.
 
Sorry, I assumed you had access to his computer.

Send him a homemade Trojan and erase his HDD?

>_> Not that I condone that
 
You posted this like six months ago as well.

Oh, and literally no balls?
 
Gay, interracial, and animal porn on his networking sites.
 
Kill his mother and skin her body after you have sex with it. Then burn his father alive, grind ther bodies into a milkshake and serve it to him. After six months or so, ask him where his parents are, and then, just after you tell him what you did- BAM, sign him up for beastiality porn.
 
I am totally confused as to what this thread is about
 
Me and one of my friends used to play Gmod all the time and we'd download a ton of addons. I would often send him the addons through xfire, so when he pissed me off this one time I send him a Keylogger disguised as an addon. I knew his passwords to everything and I deleted his myspace accounts a few times. He never knew it was me :D
 
OmegaX said:
Me and one of my friends used to play Gmod all the time and we'd download a ton of addons. I would often send him the addons through xfire, so when he pissed me off this one time I send him a Keylogger disguised as an addon. I knew his passwords to everything and I deleted his myspace accounts a few times. He never knew it was me :D
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hahaha, which keylogger if you dont mind me asking? I got one to try on myself but it requires you install it on their system before hand
 
Tyguy said:
hahaha, which keylogger if you dont mind me asking? I got one to try on myself but it requires you install it on their system before hand
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Ah man it's been ages, I don't really remember the name off-hand. It was just one exe file that did nothing when you opened it, but actually installed. All the data it collected was sent to my e-mail. I believe you could make it look like a jpg also. I'll have to see if I can find it again.
 
Create an account in a gurls name and pretend to be some lass from school/work/whatever. Flirt with him and get his hopes up, and then kick him when he's weak. He'll never get over it.
 
lePobz said:
Create an account in a gurls name and pretend to be some lass from school/work/whatever. Flirt with him and get his hopes up, and then kick him when he's weak. He'll never get over it.
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I approve. Then post the entire chat log online and at school.
 
Sign him up to the most disgusting porn sites in the world. I'm sure CyberPitz can give you a few.
 
Sign him up for Adult Friend Finder as a gay male and use his email address. He'll get tons of "YOUR NEW MATCHES FOR THE WEEK!" emails.
 
Sign him up to hl2.net, or give me his email address.

He'll never be the same. ಠ_ಠ
 
OmegaX said:
Me and one of my friends used to play Gmod all the time and we'd download a ton of addons. I would often send him the addons through xfire, so when he pissed me off this one time I send him a Keylogger disguised as an addon. I knew his passwords to everything and I deleted his myspace accounts a few times. He never knew it was me :D
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low blow, must have had to been something that pissed you off a lot
 
AJ Rimmer said:
Kill his mother and skin her body after you have sex with it. Then burn his father alive, grind ther bodies into a milkshake and serve it to him. After six months or so, ask him where his parents are, and then, just after you tell him what you did- BAM, sign him up for beastiality porn.
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OMG....that was just crazy insane...I nearly pissed myself laughing...

epic lulz
 
Shoot him in the foot. While smoking.

Smoking's cool so he'll probably be pretty impressed.
 
Bad^Hat said:
Shoot him in the foot. While smoking.

Smoking's cool so he'll probably be pretty impressed.
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The mental image is priceless :laugh:

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Okay, I did something, but it wasn't THAT impressive.

Firstly, I did what that "MSN Freezer" does, try signing into his account with the wrong password loads of times, and his account gets freezed saying "You've had to many wrong attempts of signing in, please try again later."

Second, I went onto 'Forgotten My Password', entered his email address, and asked for it to be reset and sent to his alternate email address.

... and I don't think he has an alternate email address.

You'll be glad to know he is a member of this forum, as well.
 
So he could easily read this and beat the hell out of you?

Ace :p
 
Llama said:
So he could easily read this and beat the hell out of you?

Ace :p
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I guess he could. But the thing is, I won't be seeing him for another 5 weeks. By then, we should have kissed and made up.
 
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