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http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

me: 2nd level of hell ..lustful ..i suspect I'll be amongst the porn stars and paris hilton (she gets jism in her eye for being stupid)


You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
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shut up churchy ..Helen and Cleopatra were extremely hot ..you can have all the do gooder fugly amish/mormon girls

her: "no oral, it's a sin, baby jesus will cry"
me: does jesus say anything about anal? ..oh right the sodomites ...ohh you religious freaks are so boring
 
Damn I guess I'm pretty evil :O

Level 5 - Wrathful and gloomy
 
"The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 5 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Fifth Level of Hell!

Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx."


D: I'm gonna try and get level nine :D
 
Level 9 FTW!

"Level 9 - Cocytus

This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair."

EDIT: whoops, double post soz.
 
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge said:
Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
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Level | Score

Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate



Oh dear.
 
Level 8....

D:

Eighth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
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I'm a dead man

D:
 
Stern, you've posted this before lol
 
Solaris said:
Stern, you've posted this before lol
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I have? senility is starting to set in



ya there was that time back in nam, you should have seen, I'll have a toasted bagel with cream cheese please ..NO, YOU SHUT UP! stupid birds always laughing at me
 
6TH level, i think the masturbation question ruined me
 
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
 
Tyguy said:
6TH level, i think the masturbation question ruined me
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no you guys must be doing something really bad cuz I got level 2 and I answered the masterbation question with ...umm yes
 
Does being willing to commit treason count as evil?
 
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

Boom, Dys-shot.

-Angry Lawyer
 
Sweet :D Sixth level of Hell :D


Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 -The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High
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Is it good to be Extreme Heretic?
 
baka-raven said:
Sweet :D Sixth level of Hell :D




Is it good to be Extreme Heretic?
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Hell yeah. :flame:

So long as you aren't living in the dark ages, that is. Otherwise you'd have to be Extreme Burning aswell.
 
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge


Do you eat at restaurants several times a week?
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Anyone care to explain WTF this has to do with anything?


hmmm, so I guess you go to hell for believing in physics and tarots - so do I go to hell if I believe this shit?

The mother****ing thing can't even spell Eighth


I always thought I was a bit bad, but mostly good. Apparently, I'm on the level above Satan.
 
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Extreme
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate
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I'm a heretic. ****ing EXTREME!
 
VirusType2 said:
Anyone care to explain WTF this has to do with anything?
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sin of gluttony ..you guys know your seven deadly sins/virtues right? or have read dante's inferno right? ...ok I know for a fact most of you have seen the movie Se7en? well what do you think the word "seven" in the movie meant?
 
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
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True. :flame:
 
The test told me that I was violent
it stuck me with the people who make war
In a river of boiling blood I will reside
home to the wood of suicide
guarded by the king of minotaurs

Your eyes will gush with woe and torment
your lungs will be choked by the awful smell
As far as sins go it's somewhat banal
but I'm probably also here because I like anal
Here on level seven of Dante's hell!

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
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Why did they stick sodomites with assassins and war-mongers? Also, I blaspheme and am an atheist, so that just adds to the list. I didn't want to make the song any longer so I left that out. :p
 
Purgatory Repenting Believers - Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo - Virtuous Non-Believers - Very Low
Level 2 Lustful - High
Level 3 Gluttonous - High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious - Extreme
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy - Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis - Heretics - Low
Level 7 Violent - Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge - Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus - Treacherous - Very High

So, it's the Seventh Layer of Hell for me, home of the wrathful and vicious.
 
The Sixth Level of Hell

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

Sounds about right honestly.
 
CptStern said:
sin of gluttony ..you guys know your seven deadly sins/virtues right? or have read dante's inferno right? ...ok I know for a fact most of you have seen the movie Se7en? well what do you think the word "seven" in the movie meant?
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What if you only ever order salad - WITHOUT dressing? :|
 
then you wont survive past your 1st birthday ..so not really an issue
 
repiV said:
What if you only ever order salad - WITHOUT dressing? :|
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If it's done out of purely selfish means (ie, slimming down) it could be a sin related to Pride, the most serious of the Seven Deadly Sins.
 
repiV said:
Hell yeah. :flame:

So long as you aren't living in the dark ages, that is. Otherwise you'd have to be Extreme Burning aswell.
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Well i do have a Extreme burning in my crotch... wait no :shh
 
If it's done out of purely selfish means (ie, slimming down) it could be a sin related to Pride, the most serious of the Seven Deadly Sins.
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Oh, I'm doomed.
 
well screaming baby usually means hungry baby ..you'd be surprised of how they fast they can leap to an unsupecting boob and start suckling ..it's a good way to pick up chicks once you detach the baby
 
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
 
repiV said:
Now that's just creepy. :D
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ya especially when they look like this

4teeth.jpg


ouch
 
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