How many kittens have you killed.

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http://www.totalbf2.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37380
I think that pretty much speaks for itself.

Anyway as far as I go:

You have made 8.53125 gallons and 71.196727875 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 60.666666666667 yards.
You have killed approximately 393,120,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 2184 kittens.
 
You have made 5.6875 gallons and 47.46448525 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 40.444444444444 yards.
You have killed approximately 262,080,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1456 kittens.

Hmm...
 
LOL

You have made 10.833333333333 gallons and 90.408543333333 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 57.777777777778 yards.
You have killed approximately 374,400,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 2080 kittens.
 
You have made 11.375 gallons and 94.9289705 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 80.888888888889 yards.
You have killed approximately 524,160,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 2912 kittens.

I win, bow to me.
 
Why oh why can't people just give a direct link?

You have killed 7800 kittens.
;)
I've used the internet for far too long... if you know what I mean.
 
Hold on a sec.

What if I were to venture to say that many times I've use condoms with an actual girl? I'm still killing little swimmers.....but since it's not masturbation I'm not killing any kittens.

This calculator is flawed. Flawed I say.
 
DeusExMachinia said:
You have made 5.6875 gallons and 47.46448525 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 40.444444444444 yards.
You have killed approximately 262,080,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1456 kittens.

Hmm...
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i got the exact same..
 
You have made 4.3333333333333 gallons and 36.163417333333 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 23.111111111111 yards.
You have killed approximately 149,760,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 832 kittens.

:\
 
You have made 10.96875 gallons and 91.538650125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 78 yards.
You have killed approximately 505,440,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 2808 kittens.

I need to get more pussy.

(Wether or not you want to view that as a pun is optional)
 
You have made 8.53125 gallons and 71.196727875 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 60.666666666667 yards.
You have killed approximately 393,120,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 2184 kittens.

Zomg Sexual Orientation!!
 
Ikerous said:
You've both masturbated five times a week for the last four years?
Weird.
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4 7 medium
i cant do the uber 30 second pornstar squirts so i said medium
 
You have made 37.916666666667 gallons and 316.42990166667 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.0222222222222 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,310,400,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 7280 kittens.
 
I'm perfectly equipped to take that quiz :naughty:
 
You have made 33.515625 gallons and 279.7014309375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.3833333333333 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,544,400,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 8580 kittens.
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:O

I win!
 
You have made 29.859375 gallons and 249.1885475625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.1233333333333 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,375,920,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 7644 kittens.
 
You have made 6093.75 gallons and 50854.805625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 325 football fields!
You have killed approximately 210,600,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1170000 kittens.

150 times a week for 150 yrs :P
 
noo... funny.. but why has this been transfered onto HL2.net, whyee.. certain female types look at these forums you know :/
 
You have made 22.34375 gallons and 186.467620625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.5888888888889 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,029,600,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 5720 kittens.

wtf lol.
 
clarky003 said:
noo... funny.. but why has this been transfered onto HL2.net, whyee.. certain female types look at these forums you know :/
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The women can join in on the fun too! :cheers:
 
Thats the one positive thing about masterbation; you get to kill kittens!
 
You have made 46.041666666667 gallons and 384.23630916667 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.4555555555556 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,591,200,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 8840 kittens.




:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
Milkman said:
Wow raz, your like... genocidal to those kittens.
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Wait... does this thing count multiple orgasms or not? If not, my number needs to be lower.

But... truth be told, I have unlocked the secret...
 
You have made 270291.9375 gallons and 2255695.4163802 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 14415.57 football fields!
You have killed approximately 9,341,289,360,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 51896052 kittens.

FOCKING OWNED

(Note: Only *slightly* exagerated.)
 
Bait said:
You have made 270291.9375 gallons and 2255695.4163802 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 14415.57 football fields!
You have killed approximately 9,341,289,360,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 51896052 kittens.

FOCKING OWNED

(Note: Only *slightly* exagerated.)
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Uh huh.
 
Raziaar said:
Wait... does this thing count multiple orgasms or not? If not, my number needs to be lower.

But... truth be told, I have unlocked the secret...
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Secret? ha. I think you're just a girl.
 
Que-Ever said:
Secret? ha. I think you're just a girl.
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Poor little man... living life with just one orgasm per personal or relationship session.
 
You have made 379.16666666667 gallons and 3164.2990166667 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 20.222222222222 football fields!
You have killed approximately 13,104,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 72800 kittens.
Jesus H. Christ.............. Damn thing even compared me to Hitler!

I can't count well, but I think you guys got me beat...............:cheers:
 
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