How many squares of toilet paper do you use per scrub?

[ShadowArmy]

Undesirable Question: When doing your business, how many squares do you use upon each scrub?

 

[Ennui]

However many roll off when I yank the end of the toilet paper, bro.

More important question: do you scrunch or fold? I scrunch and that's the only way to do it, bitches.

 

[The Monkey]

About 10-15, I reckon.

 

[Lucid]

I never bothered counting.

I'm a folder, represent yo.

 

[Dog--]

I give the roll a good quick yank, then it unrolls itself, then I stop it when I deem there is enough tp, and rip that off the roll..

Also folding it = waste of time.

 

[AKIRA]

nothing like wadding it.

The worst is what I like to call "endless wipes". You know what I'm talking about.

Where you're there for like 12 years waiting for that last piece to dangle off then wiping for what seems like hours..

 

[ShadowArmy]

Wow, I probably use about 3 or 4. 6 if its a violent mess.

Where you're there for like 12 years waiting for that last piece to dangle off then wiping for what seems like hours..

Funny you should mention that, because I was in a similar situation today. I had 10 minutes before a class started in which me and my group was supposed to do our presentations. I felt like I had the runs, but it was mostly gas, and very SMALL increments of physical waste. I mean, I had to push HARD to squeeze it out. Luckily there was very little mess, but I was burning down there to an extent that I was so sure the classroom was going to smell like chinese food by the time we were done with our presentation.

 

[Dog--]

nothing like wadding it.

The worst is what I like to call "endless wipes". You know what I'm talking about.

Where you're there for like 12 years waiting for that last piece to dangle off then wiping for what seems like hours..

omg I know what you mean, it literally makes my day when you get those wipes where you wipe and there's nothing on the first wipe, it's amazing, cause your done just like that.

 

[kineaesth]

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[Darkside55]

You sons of fucking bitches. All of you. Every single goddamn one of you answering this thread honestly, and not a one of you saying anything in the negative. Do you know how often we've had this thread? THIS thread, this exact fucking thread. What is it with you fagets and wanting to know about other peoples' habits on the toilet, and being candid about how you wipe your own fucking ass? Jesus christ is this QUALITY to you people?

This fucking thread. I cannot count how many times this thread has been repeated throughout the years. I saw the thread title and I thought someone resurrected one of the old ones, but no, this is a new goddamned thread. A new thread about how people wipe their asses.

I hate all of you. Why don't you just take some fucking sequential pictures of yourself on the shitter and count out how many sheets you use, and be sure to smile for the fucking camera and hold up the shit-stained paper! Don't forget to indicate whether you FOLD or WAD!

You're the worst too, Ennui, you son of a bitch. You're a moderator. You're a fucking SUPER MODERATOR. And you don't even do anything. You're the worst because you could do something about this thread, but you don't. You don't.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Don't be such a killjoy, Darkside. I'm opening the thread.

 

[Darkside55]

...all these years I've trusted you, Sulk. I trusted you. And you do this to me? You do this to me now? During the YULE?!

 

[Sulkdodds]

naahh, PSYCHE.

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[AtomicSpark]

What the shit. You broke the forums!

Also, I am a folder.