How Often Do You Use Condoms?

[MJ12]

This poll is good, and original, and yes.
Why? Because it is a good, original, and yes question.

It is a deviation from the mouth cleaning questions, and good to ponder how safe our hl2.net members really are when fornicating. Let's find out!

 

[Qonfused]

This is getting out of hand.

And by this I mean my penis.

 

[Vegeta897]

What are threads doing in your penis?

/shudders

 

[Qonfused]

What are shudders doing in your penis?

/threads

 

[kineaesth]

This isn't 'findoutpointlessinformationaboutpeople.net.'

Edit - Even thought I did make a circumcision poll.

 

[Vegeta897]

What are penises doing in your thread?

/hl2.net

 

[Qonfused]

What are Vegeta897 doing in your HL2.net?

/penis

 

[Naph]

Watch out, Ennui is on the prowl

 

[Vegeta897]

Are you trying to mock him with that laugh? He's going to infraction us all now.

Beg forgiveness.

 

[MJ12]

Ennui is a Prowl?

 

[Qonfused]

Rawr.

 

[spunge]

You're only supposed to use them once.

 

[Emporius]

Condoms use me for protection

 

[kineaesth]

You're all bad people. Condoms good. This bad. You bad.

 

[Laivasse]

The rubber smell drives me into paroxysms of hate so I never use them. Bareback all the way.

 

[Blackthorn]

My palm insists I don't wear one. Such a whore.

 

[Vegeta897]

Maybe we can get together for a threesome later, GreatBlackthorn.

 

[Blackthorn]

Bring a leather glove. My palm's into that kinda thing.

Our safe word will be "Cake".

 

[Emporius]

Bring a leather glove.

What do you need a drinking utensil for?

 

[Blackthorn]

Well there's obviously gonna be a lot of fluid.

And never did I think the image of someone drinking semen out a leather glove would come into my mind, but I guess that's what the internet is for.

 

[Sheepo]

My word. Sigged.

 

[Blackthorn]

Yay my first sig appearance. There goes the highpoint of my month.

 

[Blackthorn]

Wow you're right that is a depressing statistic.

 

[Krynn72]

ITT: Virgins.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Ya screwy bastard ZT! What are ya gonna do with this info?


Not that often. She takes the pill. I think i've shared enough.

 

[AmishSlayer]

Where's the option for "Almost always unless I: don't have access to one/am drunk or don't need one because she is: on the pill/pregnant" ?

 

[giant384]

i chose "most of the time" condoms are lame.....you need skills to have sex without a condom.

 

[MJ12]

Where's the option for "Almost always unless I: don't have access to one/am drunk or don't need one because she is: on the pill/pregnant" ?

I actually had another option but for some reason it didn't list it. I have the pill option on there though.

 

[VirusType2]

I've used plastic cook wrap


what would you do?

you are a teenager. she says she wants to do it, but only if you use a condom. You don't have a condom.

 

[MJ12]

I've used plastic cook wrap


what would you do?

you are a teenager. she says she wants to do it, but only if you use a condom. You don't have a condom.

Supposedly cook wrap/anything that doesn't "breath" can really mess up your penis.

Did it work?

 

[French Ninja]

I once tried making a balloon animal with a lubricated one.

D:

 

[Kula Meenur]

D:

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yuk

 

[Asuka]

ASluwapyesr!

Super

 

[Qonfused]

Thanks for asking!

 

[VirusType2]

Supposedly cook wrap/anything that doesn't "breath" can really mess up your penis.

Did it work?

unfortunately, my penis was born without lungs


not at all