I got invited to a conversation on MSN. Once I arrived, it was a 3 way convo. These two lads wanted to do a "survey" with me, but before I could reply with if I wanted to do it or not, he instantly gave me my first question. Here is the start of the conversation:
Thats just me getting invited. Im the "William" guy. And so, we begin. Whilst he asked me what he said first, I thought they were big Habbo fans:
There! He told me that they are doing a survey for MSN. Here comes the first question:
So, once I worked that out (and maybe you guys should have worked it out), I carried on to see how far he would get, and it didnt even last very long:
I shall add the conversations later in a zip.
noob # 1 says:
WILLIAM says:
woat
noob # 1says:
hes gna
noob # 1 says:
say suntin
WILLIAM says:
wtf
noob # 2 says:
Williajm
noob # 2 says:
Add me then
WILLIAM says:
no you add me
noob # 2says:
I have!
noob # 2 says:
See
WILLIAM says:
funny how i aint got the invitation
noob # 2says:
Anyway
noob # 1 says:
just talk now
noob # 1 says:
?
Thats just me getting invited. Im the "William" guy. And so, we begin. Whilst he asked me what he said first, I thought they were big Habbo fans:
noob # 2says:
Were doing this survay for msn
WILLIAM says:
dont tell me, you absolutly love habbo
- noob # 1says:
lol
There! He told me that they are doing a survey for MSN. Here comes the first question:
Since he was doing a survey, I thought I may answer with stupid and idiotic replies. My reply to the question "whats your favourite pet's name?" was "dorothy perkins." But, think to yourself, isnt "whats your favourite pet's name?" a secret question option to register on Hotmail?noob # 2 says:
Whats your favourite pets name
noob # 2says:
Were doin a survay for msn
WILLIAM says:
dorothy perkins
noob # 2says:
LOL!
Now he really, really spoilt it. If its a survey, and he keeps writing it down, why isnt it working? At that point, I knew exactly what he was trying to do.WILLIAM says:
wot
noob # 1 says:
?
noob # 1says:
what?
WILLIAM says:
next question
WILLIAM says:
well?
noob # 1 says:
...
noob # 2 says:
Wait
WILLIAM says:
noob # 2 says:
Dude dorothy perkins aint workinm
noob # 2says:
Its gotta be real
So, once I worked that out (and maybe you guys should have worked it out), I carried on to see how far he would get, and it didnt even last very long:
... and then there was one. He absolutly hit the roof with me, and my "favourite pet's" name is Jeff. The reason I carried on giving answers was because my password to MSN isnt even a word in the English Dictionary. Its a code of uppercase and lowercase numbers whilst having numbers in them. So the one that was left:noob # 2 says:
Im actually tryin to do this right
noob # 1 says:
?
noob # 2 says:
Whats the name of ya favourite pet?
noob # 2 says:
WILL-I-AM
WILLIAM says:
jeffery
noob # 2 says:
**** you if your just gunna b stupid daft ****
Now in this quote, part of the conversation is missing as I dont like to have swearing in it, so I edited slightly. He changed the subject about me abusing him verbally, and then it came down to this:WILLIAM says:
mate, i know what you two are trying to do.
WILLIAM says:
add that bloke again
noob # 1 says:
noob # 2 has been added to the conversation.
WILLIAM says:
mate
WILLIAM says:
if your gonna try hacking me, do it a proper way.
He left again, after maybe his side-kick told him what I already knew. Because he failed, he had to leave and try someone else. So I had a conversation with the one ugly duckling:noob # 2 has left the conversation.
He finally admits he wants to hack someone, and had to hack someone trying to help him on his way up authoring the web. In some bits I exaggerated slightly aswell. Although I am not making fun of anyone who cannot manage a computer, this guy is just beyond that. He asked me to make him a website, for what? A fiver. He starts flooding MSN, thinking he is hard. Thinking his popularity over the internet shall grow. He changes subject to "lol at your dog" which was my display picture at the time. He acts witty, and answers back.WILLIAM says:
oi u
WILLIAM says:
why you try to hack me
WILLIAM says:
and ur little tosser of a friend
WILLIAM says:
im not thick
WILLIAM says:
"survery for msn"
noob # 1 says:
lolol
noob # 1 says:
i wna hack sum1
WILLIAM says:
and trying to hack someone who knows alot about hacking and computers and that?
noob # 1 says:
lol
WILLIAM says:
its not a laughing matter
noob # 1 says:
lol
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lol
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lol
WILLIAM says:
you seriously are thick at computers arnt you
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lol
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lol
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lol
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lol
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lol
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lol
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lol
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lol
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lol
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lol
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lol
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lol
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lol
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lol
WILLIAM says:
you dont know how to set up a website, but now you tried hacking me, absolutly stupid/
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lol
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lol
noob # 1 says:
Lol At You Dog>
WILLIAM says:
dont try and act witty with me
noob # 1 says:
what if i do
noob # 1 says:
?
WILLIAM says:
you make yourself look gayer than you already are.
lmao!
noob # 1 says:
look at u>
WILLIAM says:
yes, and i have a girl.
noob # 1 says:
and i have a girl
noob # 1says:
ill shwo pic
WILLIAM says:
yeah, an 18 year old
WILLIAM says:
compared to a 12 year old.
WILLIAM says:
show me pic then
noob # 1 says:
your only a 13 year old m8
noob # 1 says:
;l
WILLIAM says:
yes a 13 year old
WILLIAM says:
i go to a school which is in the top 100 of the country for being "the best school"
WILLIAM says:
at my age, i already know about programming and authoring the web
noob # 1 says:
lmao gd 4 u
noob # 1 says:
showing off?
noob # 1 says:
noob
WILLIAM says:
im not the one asking for help to set up a habbo fansite
WILLIAM says:
and now trying to act e-hard
noob # 1 says:
arr i dont have tym with waste mans
WILLIAM says:
how do you not have time when your trying to hack someone who aint thick?
WILLIAM says:
by the time that bloke said "its not working" i knew instantly what he meant
WILLIAM says:
i mean, its a survery, wtf its not working.
WILLIAM says:
then i realised, "whats your favourite pets name?" - isnt that a secret question to msn? YES!
noob # 1 says:
lmao
WILLIAM says:
seriously dude
WILLIAM says:
your showing yourself up
noob # 1 says:
lol
WILLIAM says:
im sorry mate, your all out of time.
I shall add the conversations later in a zip.