How to beat traffic

[Tyguy]

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/tired_of_traffic_a_new_dot_report

its so simple, why didnt anyone think of it

 

[CyberPitz]

rofl

Honk....honk...honk...it's that easy.

 

[Shift]

or you could just leave earlier ^^

 

[cheddarrr]

ive tried taht..

maybe i need a bigger horn...

like a train horn

 

[Krynn72]

ive tried taht..

maybe i need a bigger horn...

like a train horn

Dont!

My class was on break last week and we were all standing under the overhang outside the building just talking, and this huge truck with a loud ass engine roars past us blasting his ****ing deafening air horn for no reason. Everyone's ears were ringing afterwards for like 5 minutes. They guy did it just to be a ****ing twat, and he just kept on driving.

 

[Muffin Man]

ive tried taht..

maybe i need a bigger horn...

like a train horn

"Ahh, damn it.. Traffic again! I can't be late for work again!"

*RRRWWWWOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!*

 

[Parlez]

ROFL!! That is hilarious! HONK HONK HONK its that simple.. I love to have the siren screaming and the air horns blaring going to a fire call. Just to make everyone that we pass know they need to move the **** out of the way! I know I'm an ass.

 

[CyberPitz]

ive tried taht..

maybe i need a bigger horn...

like a train horn

I just can't see your bug with a train horn..but...I'm willing to help you assemble it.

 

[Loke]

ive tried taht..

maybe i need a bigger horn...

like a train horn

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[-Psy-]

I hate it when people do that.

 

[jimbo118]

ROFL!! That is hilarious! HONK HONK HONK its that simple..

i lol'd at that bit

 

[Loke]

Imagine walking in the middle of the night on a dark road and hearing this in the distance... slowly closing in.

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[Asus]

haha
My dad was thinking about putting some decent sized horns on his motorcycle. Bikes fit nicely in other vehicle's blind spots so at least they could hear him. Not quite that big though...

 

[McGooTheWise]

ive tried taht..

maybe i need a bigger horn...

like a train horn

Or a Gatling Gun.

That or a rocket launcher. :|

 

[Fliko]

Imagine walking in the middle of the night on a dark road and hearing this in the distance... slowly closing in.

GET IN THE CAR ITS A TRAIN!

 

[leib10]

The program failed to mention that some people react in a rather unfriendly way to honking, and you may have a bigger problem on your hand if you honk excessively.

That being said, I want to get the horn that goes "AAOOOGAAH!". Contrary to what some of you believe, not everybody in Texas has the Dukes of Hazzard "Dixie" Horn.

 

[ZeroPointGun]

I am going to say something so incredibly stupid and obvious that if I don't get atleast one piece of flame, I'm going to call in a state of emergency.

Is this a joke?