How to destroy the Earth. Simply.

[Raziaar]

http://qntm.org/destroy

Useful guide for anyone attempting. I realize its probably old. But still... old manuals are still good manuals when the goal is the same!

Destroyed by God

You will need: God

Method: Far be it from me to dictate whether God does or does not exist, but if he did, and was omnipotent, then no doubt he could destroy the Earth at a mere thought if he should decide to. Of course, the question arises of how we persuade him to do this.

One suggestion - should Judaic mythology turn out to be correct - is finding and killing one or more of the Lamed Vav Tzadikim, 36 righteous men whose role in life is to justify the purpose of mankind in the eyes of God. If even one of these is missing, it is said the world would come to an end. Practically speaking, it would probably be easier to wipe out humanity than to find one these individuals, who do not themselves know who they are.

Comments: It is of course entirely possible that the means God would choose to use to destroy the Earth would be a natural, non-miraculous event such as one of those listed above.

Earth's final resting place: potentially any form, anywhere.

Feasibility rating: entirely subjective.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Current Earth-Destruction Status
* Number of times the Earth has been destroyed: 0
Information courtesy of the International Earth-Destruction Advisory Board

 

[OvA]

Things that will NOT destroy the Earth, contrary to what some believe :

● Allowing George W. Bush to continue to exercise his will on the world. If you think this, you're completely missing the point. The power to destroy the Earth does not currently exist, and Bush's administration is not actively seeking to create such technology. Whatever Bush does, whatever the backlash from his policies on Iraq and oil and global warming, he cannot destroy the planet.

●Gay marriage.

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[spookymooky]

Saw this a while ago. Thanks for bringing it up so new people can see it. It's hilarious.

 

[NotATool]

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Wow. How do you do that.

 

[UltimaApocalypse]

Destroyed by God

You will need: God
Method: Far be it from me to dictate whether God does or does not exist, but if he did, and was omnipotent, then no doubt he could destroy the Earth at a mere thought if he should decide to. Of course, the question arises of how we persuade him to do this.
One suggestion - should Judaic mythology turn out to be correct - is finding and killing one or more of the Lamed Vav Tzadikim, 36 righteous men whose role in life is to justify the purpose of mankind in the eyes of God. If even one of these is missing, it is said the world would come to an end. Practically speaking, it would probably be easier to wipe out humanity than to find one these individuals, who do not themselves know who they are.



Oh god best one.

 

[Darkwolf]

Lol, hilarious. I went through and read, 'How to move the earth.'

 

[15357]

I love this thing. It gave me so many ideas.

Too bad my tesla howitzer doomsday device won't work. :/

 

[JellyWorld]

In the preamble he seems to imply that wiping out the earth is easier than wiping out humanity.