How to destroy the Earth

[kirovman]

http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/misc/destroy.html

For all you crazy dictators out there, here's a good read.

It's like a recipe book actually.

 

[burner69]

Ha ha, that's quite funny...


...now give my £10'000'000'000 or I'll dig up and launch into orbit the world!!! Wahahahahaha etc

 

[DarkStar]

That's really awesome.

 

[SimonomiS]

Waiting for the Vogon ship myself.

 

[Murray]

Haha! That page was awesome!

 

[The Monkey]

funny

 

[Dan]

Tesla claimed that he could crack open the earth with several caches of large quantities of explosives at opposite sides of the world timed to detonate in resonance with eachother. This was before nuclear bombs so it should certainly be possible now. He also made a resonator which caused a small earthquake in downtown NewYork before he smashed it, so he probably knows what he's talking about. He was a pretty typical mad scientist, certifiably crazy.

 

[kirovman]

Tesla claimed that he could crack open the earth with several caches of large quantities of explosives at opposite sides of the world timed to detonate in resonance with eachother. This was before nuclear bombs so it should certainly be possible now. He also made a resonator which caused a small earthquake in downtown NewYork before he smashed it, so he probably knows what he's talking about. He was a pretty typical mad scientist, certifiably crazy.

If you've seen the movie "The Core" they use the same kind of theory to spin the core of the earth.

 

[VirusType2]

I read it for some reason.
All i can say is :hmph: and :dozey: and finally :dork:

 

[Dan]

for some reason I can't seem to repy with the quote I want, wierd

The detonation of a ton of dynamite at intervals of one hour and forty-nine minutes would step up the natural standing wave that would be produced until the earth's crust could no longer contain the interior

ahh now it works, but if I try to post the quote by itself it ends up loading forever

 

[WacK]

OMG ... hahaha! .. Laughed quite a bit! My friends will laugh their pants off when they read this

 

[CREMATOR666]

Simply sit back and twiddle your thumbs as, completely by chance, all 200,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 atoms making up the planet Earth suddenly, simultaneously and spontaneously cease to exist. Note: the odds against this actually ever occuring are considerably greater than a googolplex (1010100) to one.

I will try that.....